Love: Today, after weeks of eating in the same restaurant, I finally...

By CaptMacLeod - 26/01/2016 09:18 - United States - Lancaster

Today, after weeks of eating in the same restaurant, I finally worked up the nerve to ask the super-cute cashier for her phone number. "Aw, how cute. Do you have an older brother?" FML

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You deserved it 2 150

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By Gears - 29/04/2019 16:00

Today, I had dinner at a local fast-food joint. There's an employee there that I usually talk to and flirt with, so I thought maybe it was time to ask for her number. After a small conversation and almost getting to the point, she told me, "I'm 17." I'm 23. FML

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You deserved it 800

Pleased to meet you

By footinmouth - 13/09/2009 05:14 - United States

Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML

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You deserved it 14 100

Nice try

By fyourlife - 21/10/2009 19:53 - United States

Today, while working as a cashier, I was flirting with this cute girl. When I asked her if she had her store card she said, "No", paused, then said "Can I give you my number?" I said, "Sure, that would be awesome, do you want mine?" She said no. I didn't know I could just enter the card number. FML

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You deserved it 37 215

By Anonymous - 28/11/2009 22:23 - United States

Today, I felt fairly depressed about being single for the holidays during work. This cute girl came to my register asking about our sales ad. After telling her we had no copies, she asked for my number. I shouted: "Finally, someone wants to go out with me." She wanted the store's number to call. FML

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You deserved it 49 648

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By oops - 18/05/2009 08:45 - United States

Today, I was working at my job as cashier. This really attractive girl who often comes in walked in, so I mustered up the courage to ask her out by writing my number on a dollar bill. She paid and the amount her change happened to be a dollar. I go to hand her the money when she sees it and says, "Keep the change!" FML

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You deserved it 18 164

By chicagobulls102 - 10/09/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML

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You deserved it 2 804

By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML

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You deserved it 4 586

Brave

By :// - 04/11/2013 22:27 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, I finally worked up enough courage to ask out the guy I've had a crush on for months. I texted him, and he thought I was Maddy from work, not Maddie his neighbor. Now he and the Maddy from his work are dating. FML

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By Scoudrel - 26/02/2021 17:01

Today, I flirted with the cashier at the local bagel joint. I complimented her unique blue hair and got her number. Later on that evening, she served my girlfriend and me our food at a different restaurant. FML

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You deserved it 6 352

By Joseflloyd - 12/05/2016 04:52 - United States - Carbondale

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask a girl at my school for her number. As I was typing it into my phone, she pointed out the giant booger firmly attached to my sleeve. FML

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You deserved it 2 497

Scotth901 22

Tuesday 26 January 2016 18:42

"Babe, I am the older brother. Want me to prove it back at my place?"

LPac5295 27

Tuesday 26 January 2016 18:48

What's the difference in age OP? Or do you have a baby face?

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Scotth901 22

Tuesday 26 January 2016 18:42

"Babe, I am the older brother. Want me to prove it back at my place?"

krazy789 28

Tuesday 26 January 2016 18:48

best way to get rejected

EvilTurtle 35

Tuesday 26 January 2016 19:19

One of us is going to have to change profile pictures

hellnosucka 27

Tuesday 26 January 2016 19:34

Maybe evilturtle should actually use an evil turtle as a profile pic. You're being unnecessarily problematic you know?

EvilTurtle 35

Tuesday 26 January 2016 20:59

You're right, I'll change it right now!

bronxiecat777 14

Tuesday 26 January 2016 21:59

As a girl I would run.

Scotth901 22

Saturday 25 June 2016 6:59

I did

saifnaqvi11 21

Tuesday 26 January 2016 18:42

Wow that sucks, I know the feels man. Being rejected hurts but **** her go find someone worth you.

stangbang92 17

Tuesday 26 January 2016 22:47

Why are you telling him to butt **** her. He got rejected.

NotCharlieRost 15

Wednesday 27 January 2016 14:03

Oh.. *sigh*

WCARlover 34

Tuesday 26 January 2016 18:44

Well is she quite a bit older than you? If not it does kind of suck but hey, at least you were called cute instead of ugly while you were rejected.

purelymixed 17

Tuesday 26 January 2016 18:46

Bitches can be disrespectful as **** sometimes

MegasaurusRex89 28

Tuesday 26 January 2016 20:20

Judging by your comment, you're receiving exactly the same amount of respect as you're giving.

tintarroja 31

Tuesday 26 January 2016 22:42

In what way she was disrespectful?

purelymixed 17

Wednesday 27 January 2016 1:24

Exactly my point dumb bitch

NickD6 14

Tuesday 26 January 2016 18:46

She not gone make your hotline bling

LPac5295 27

Tuesday 26 January 2016 18:48

What's the difference in age OP? Or do you have a baby face?

dramaelf 37

Tuesday 26 January 2016 18:52

Well that's a bit condescending.

914smv 18

Tuesday 26 January 2016 18:52

aww Hope she comes to her senses at atleast apologizes.

guttedbrit 26

Tuesday 26 January 2016 19:00

I'm supposing that there and then you set the record straight, and said 'nah, I'm asking you out!'. I hope there's a follow up OP, wanna see how it went! :)