By CaptMacLeod - 26/01/2016 09:18 - United States - Lancaster

Today, after weeks of eating in the same restaurant, I finally worked up the nerve to ask the super-cute cashier for her phone number. "Aw, how cute. Do you have an older brother?" FML
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Scotth901 22
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"Babe, I am the older brother. Want me to prove it back at my place?"

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LPac5295 27
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What's the difference in age OP? Or do you have a baby face?

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Scotth901 22
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"Babe, I am the older brother. Want me to prove it back at my place?"

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krazy789 28
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best way to get rejected

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EvilTurtle 35
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One of us is going to have to change profile pictures

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hellnosucka 27
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Maybe evilturtle should actually use an evil turtle as a profile pic. You're being unnecessarily problematic you know?

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EvilTurtle 35
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You're right, I'll change it right now!

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bronxiecat777 14

As a girl I would run.

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saifnaqvi11 21
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Wow that sucks, I know the feels man. Being rejected hurts but fuck her go find someone worth you.

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stangbang92 17

Why are you telling him to butt fuck her. He got rejected.

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WCARlover 34
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Well is she quite a bit older than you? If not it does kind of suck but hey, at least you were called cute instead of ugly while you were rejected.

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purelymixed 17
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Bitches can be disrespectful as fuck sometimes

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MegasaurusRex89 28
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Judging by your comment, you're receiving exactly the same amount of respect as you're giving.

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tintarroja 31
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In what way she was disrespectful?

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purelymixed 17
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Exactly my point dumb bitch

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NickD6 14
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She not gone make your hotline bling

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LPac5295 27
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What's the difference in age OP? Or do you have a baby face?

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dramaelf 37
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Well that's a bit condescending.

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914smv 18
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aww Hope she comes to her senses at atleast apologizes.

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guttedbrit 26
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I'm supposing that there and then you set the record straight, and said 'nah, I'm asking you out!'. I hope there's a follow up OP, wanna see how it went! :)

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couchcat 25
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How old are you?

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