By CaptMacLeod - 26/01/2016 09:18 - United States - Lancaster

Today, after weeks of eating in the same restaurant, I finally worked up the nerve to ask the super-cute cashier for her phone number. "Aw, how cute. Do you have an older brother?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 615
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"Babe, I am the older brother. Want me to prove it back at my place?"

What's the difference in age OP? Or do you have a baby face?

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"Babe, I am the older brother. Want me to prove it back at my place?"

best way to get rejected

One of us is going to have to change profile pictures

Maybe evilturtle should actually use an evil turtle as a profile pic. You're being unnecessarily problematic you know?

You're right, I'll change it right now!

bronxiecat777 14

As a girl I would run.

Wow that sucks, I know the feels man. Being rejected hurts but fuck her go find someone worth you.

Why are you telling him to butt fuck her. He got rejected.

Well is she quite a bit older than you? If not it does kind of suck but hey, at least you were called cute instead of ugly while you were rejected.

Bitches can be disrespectful as fuck sometimes

Judging by your comment, you're receiving exactly the same amount of respect as you're giving.

In what way she was disrespectful?

Exactly my point dumb bitch

She not gone make your hotline bling

What's the difference in age OP? Or do you have a baby face?

Well that's a bit condescending.

aww Hope she comes to her senses at atleast apologizes.

I'm supposing that there and then you set the record straight, and said 'nah, I'm asking you out!'. I hope there's a follow up OP, wanna see how it went! :)

How old are you?