FML : Today, after weeks of eating in the same restaurant, I finally worked up the nerve to ask the super-cute cashier for her phone number. "Aw, how cute. Do...

Today, after weeks of eating in the same restaurant, I finally worked up the nerve to ask the super-cute cashier for her phone number. "Aw, how cute. Do you have an older brother?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By CaptMacLeod - / Tuesday 26 January 2016 09:18 / United States - Lancaster

Love

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By Scotth901 | 22

#6520446 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 18:42

"Babe, I am the older brother. Want me to prove it back at my place?"

By LPac5295 | 27

#6520462 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 18:48

What's the difference in age OP? Or do you have a baby face?

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By Scotth901 | 22

#6520446 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 18:42

"Babe, I am the older brother. Want me to prove it back at my place?"

krazy789 | 28

#6520463 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 18:48

best way to get rejected

EvilTurtle | 35

#6520501 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 19:19

One of us is going to have to change profile pictures

hellnosucka | 27

#6520516 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 19:34

Maybe evilturtle should actually use an evil turtle as a profile pic. You're being unnecessarily problematic you know?

EvilTurtle | 35

#6520610 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 20:59

You're right, I'll change it right now!

bronxiecat777 | 14

#6520645 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 21:59

As a girl I would run.

Scotth901 | 22

#6635889 - Saturday 25 June 2016 6:59

I did

By saifnaqvi11 | 21

#6520447 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 18:42

Wow that sucks, I know the feels man. Being rejected hurts but fuck her go find someone worth you.

stangbang92 | 17

#6520676 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 22:47

Why are you telling him to butt fuck her. He got rejected.

NotCharlieRost | 15

#6521250 - Wednesday 27 January 2016 14:03

Oh.. *sigh*

By WCARlover | 34

#6520451 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 18:44

Well is she quite a bit older than you? If not it does kind of suck but hey, at least you were called cute instead of ugly while you were rejected.

By purelymixed | 17

#6520455 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 18:46

Bitches can be disrespectful as fuck sometimes

MegasaurusRex89 | 28

#6520558 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 20:20

Judging by your comment, you're receiving exactly the same amount of respect as you're giving.

tintarroja | 29

#6520668 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 22:42

In what way she was disrespectful?

purelymixed | 17

#6520802 - Wednesday 27 January 2016 1:24

Exactly my point dumb bitch

By NickD6 | 14

#6520456 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 18:46

She not gone make your hotline bling

By LPac5295 | 27

#6520462 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 18:48

What's the difference in age OP? Or do you have a baby face?

By dramaelf | 37

#6520472 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 18:52

Well that's a bit condescending.

By 914smv | 18

#6520473 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 18:52

aww Hope she comes to her senses at atleast apologizes.

By guttedbrit | 25

#6520482 - Tuesday 26 January 2016 19:00

I'm supposing that there and then you set the record straight, and said 'nah, I'm asking you out!'. I hope there's a follow up OP, wanna see how it went! :)