Today, after weeks of eating in the same restaurant, I finally worked up the nerve to ask the super-cute cashier for her phone number. "Aw, how cute. Do you have an older brother?" FML
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Scotth901
| 22
"Babe, I am the older brother. Want me to prove it back at my place?"
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LPac5295
| 27
What's the difference in age OP? Or do you have a baby face?
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Scotth901
| 22
"Babe, I am the older brother. Want me to prove it back at my place?"
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krazy789
| 28
best way to get rejected
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EvilTurtle
| 35
One of us is going to have to change profile pictures
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hellnosucka
| 27
Maybe evilturtle should actually use an evil turtle as a profile pic. You're being unnecessarily problematic you know?
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EvilTurtle
| 35
You're right, I'll change it right now!
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bronxiecat777
| 14
As a girl I would run.
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Scotth901
| 22
I did
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saifnaqvi11
| 21
Wow that sucks, I know the feels man. Being rejected hurts but fuck her go find someone worth you.
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stangbang92
| 17
Why are you telling him to butt fuck her. He got rejected.
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NotCharlieRost
| 15
Oh.. *sigh*
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WCARlover
| 34
Well is she quite a bit older than you? If not it does kind of suck but hey, at least you were called cute instead of ugly while you were rejected.
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purelymixed
| 17
Bitches can be disrespectful as fuck sometimes
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MegasaurusRex89
| 28
Judging by your comment, you're receiving exactly the same amount of respect as you're giving.
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tintarroja
| 29
In what way she was disrespectful?
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purelymixed
| 17
Exactly my point dumb bitch
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NickD6
| 14
She not gone make your hotline bling
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LPac5295
| 27
What's the difference in age OP? Or do you have a baby face?
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dramaelf
| 37
Well that's a bit condescending.
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914smv
| 18
aww Hope she comes to her senses at atleast apologizes.
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guttedbrit
| 25
I'm supposing that there and then you set the record straight, and said 'nah, I'm asking you out!'. I hope there's a follow up OP, wanna see how it went! :)
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couchcat
| 25
How old are you?