EvilTurtle

0
Followed

0
Followers

35
Badges!

223
Comments

6799
Visits

116
Favorites

USA, USA
Not specified
Not specified
Not specified

A propos de Evilturtle

"Grab life by the tits and milk that bitch" I'm not actually 76

Evilturtle - Followers

Evilturtle - Followed

Evilturtle's page visits

lovers5201

reaper1920

Mitchigan

7_7_7

joanna-07

alefnirati...

MartineAve...

coldzeppel...

Ashamed_Si...

whatsherna...

newbiemale...

BadAtPuns

Fucked!

MartineAve...

whatsherna...

Cali

Nomaddict

crayon_cho...

xivoricbut...

TheGamingG...

Marelena20

khanyam

TheSmurgle...

Unidentifi...

legendwolf

Evilturtle's FML badges

1_badgename

1_badgedesc

28_badgename

28_badgedesc

43_badgename

43_badgedesc

44_badgename

44_badgedesc

45_badgename

45_badgedesc

46_badgename

46_badgedesc

47_badgename

47_badgedesc

51_badgename

51_badgedesc

52_badgename

52_badgedesc

57_badgename

57_badgedesc

58_badgename

58_badgedesc

60_badgename

60_badgedesc

61_badgename

61_badgedesc

62_badgename

62_badgedesc

63_badgename

63_badgedesc

64_badgename

64_badgedesc

27_badgename

27_badgedesc

24_badgename

24_badgedesc

23_badgename

23_badgedesc

2_badgename

2_badgedesc

3_badgename

3_badgedesc

4_badgename

4_badgedesc

5_badgename

5_badgedesc

6_badgename

6_badgedesc

9_badgename

9_badgedesc

10_badgename

10_badgedesc

13_badgename

13_badgedesc

14_badgename

14_badgedesc

65_badgename

65_badgedesc

21_badgename

21_badgedesc

19_badgename

19_badgedesc

18_badgename

18_badgedesc

17_badgename

17_badgedesc

16_badgename

16_badgedesc

15_badgename

15_badgedesc

48_badgename

48_badgedesc

54_badgename

54_badgedesc

49_badgename

49_badgedesc

badgeslisttofind

Evilturtle's favorite FMLs

By loon - 28/10/2008 11:13 - France

Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on MSN, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FML

agreeclassic 70 877

vote type 1 9 805

By TheMike23 - 11/01/2016 05:28 - United States - Winter Garden

Today, I went out with my mom to a restaurant. We were sitting down to eat, and a waitress walks over to our table and asks, "How are you ladies doing tonight?" It really was a nice thing to ask, for my mom. As for me, being a man, not so much. FML

agreeclassic 20 920

vote type 1 2 298

Grossed out

By anne - 07/01/2016 12:00 - Germany

Today, I recently burned both my hands at work so I had to ask my husband for help changing my tampon, but he refused saying it would make him feel sick. This from the man who routinely sticks his tongue in my asshole when we have sex. FML

agreeclassic 38 254

vote type 1 4 824

Creepy

By Anonymous - 26/12/2015 16:54 - Canada - Oakville

Today, I was babysitting. As I went to leave the bathroom, someone grabbed the knob and pulled the door shut. I figured it was one of the kids and told them to knock it off. A second later, the grip let off. There was no one there and the kids were still asleep. I don't know what to think. FML

agreeclassic 25 688

vote type 1 1 813

By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 14:19 - Australia - Applecross

Today, I was washing my boobs in the shower when I caught my reflection in the mirror. I got super turned on at the sight of my large breasts all soaped up. I'm a man. FML

agreeclassic 26 694

vote type 1 9 953