FML : Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called,...

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Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 27 May 2011 23:30 / United States

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By jbird1193 | 3

#2577314 - Saturday 28 May 2011 5:54

at least they will be at your house in 30 minutes or less..

By mmsdrummer51 | 3

#2577487 - Saturday 28 May 2011 6:05

so order 500 pizzas and send them to her house

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By jbird1193 | 3

#2577314 - Saturday 28 May 2011 5:54

at least they will be at your house in 30 minutes or less..

alex1432 | 9

#2577352 - Saturday 28 May 2011 5:56

my pizza hut doesn't deliver... : (

lolmaster7654321 | 4

#2577517 - Saturday 28 May 2011 6:07

did you not notice that most pizza huts have numbers like 310-1010?

lolmaster7654321 | 4

#2577535 - Saturday 28 May 2011 6:08

ummmm most pizza hut numbers are like 310-1010... how could u not notice it was a stupid number like that...

SCREAM4meeee | 0

#2577593 - Saturday 28 May 2011 6:18

16- isn't that pizza pizza? :S

i_love_grrr | 0

#2577805 - Saturday 28 May 2011 6:47

my pizza hut is 2222 in the last four lol

iLikeWaffles155 | 5

#2577920 - Saturday 28 May 2011 7:08

mine's 444-4444

bbucaro98 | 0

#2577994 - Saturday 28 May 2011 7:27

mines 6969

Frelling | 0

#2578561 - Saturday 28 May 2011 11:37

131166, thumbs up if you're Aussie.

plataapusss | 0

#2579781 - Saturday 28 May 2011 18:27

she must be fat if she remembers pizza huts number instead of her own

imthatguythatdid | 0

#2582486 - Sunday 29 May 2011 6:01

5959 for me

That0therguy | 4

#2582725 - Sunday 29 May 2011 8:50

Go for Dominos, their better.

FarSide | 22

#2585427 - Monday 30 May 2011 4:58

New Jersey? Don't be discouraged OP. The fat ass probably lives there.

jsaxon1996 | 0

#2708673 - Saturday 18 June 2011 15:12

Marcos!!!

By lemonaids | 1

#2577347 - Saturday 28 May 2011 5:56

Hmmm, maybe she works there?

tabarnak_fml | 7

#2577568 - Saturday 28 May 2011 6:14

exactly what i was thinking :P

boredSOLDIER | 33

#2577656 - Saturday 28 May 2011 6:27

happened to me but was the number to dairy queen and she had worked there before, but in my case we still hooked up after having "punk'd" me

xxlauruh | 0

#2577790 - Saturday 28 May 2011 6:44

I don't know why 32. you look sexy.

AlwaySunny | 0

#2578369 - Saturday 28 May 2011 9:38

hahha if she memorized pizza hut's number I'm pretty sure you may have dived a bullet with that one..

AlwaySunny | 0

#2578375 - Saturday 28 May 2011 9:42

*doged

GeezWhatAnIdiot | 0

#2578945 - Saturday 28 May 2011 14:50

*dodged... derr

By X0lilmommax0 | 0

#2577358 - Saturday 28 May 2011 5:57

Lol better than the rejection hotline,..... Ive gave a guy a hooker number

maattyy | 1

#2578325 - Saturday 28 May 2011 9:21

How did you get a hooker's number? I didn't even know hookers HAD numbers

DoubleEdgedBlade | 4

#2578505 - Saturday 28 May 2011 11:03

Oh they have numbers...that'll cost you $10.

FarSide | 22

#2585436 - Monday 30 May 2011 5:00

@4: Who else but a New Jersey lesbian would have her hooker's phone number memorized? Geez...

By lilbeast0327 | 3

#2577365 - Saturday 28 May 2011 5:57

pussy

By 11up | 14

#2577367 - Saturday 28 May 2011 5:57

sometimes pizza>girl

california283 | 6

#2577519 - Saturday 28 May 2011 6:07

yeah idk about that. pizzas can't give bjs.

Commander223 | 9

#2577763 - Saturday 28 May 2011 6:40

^^^^^ disagree

Commander223 | 9

#2577764 - Saturday 28 May 2011 6:40

^^^^^ disagree

adrianblackett | 0

#2578621 - Saturday 28 May 2011 12:06

^^^^^disagree

kingtz | 6

#2579152 - Saturday 28 May 2011 16:02

17, watch American Pie, and then improvise.

sxe_beast | 11

#2581526 - Saturday 28 May 2011 23:47

To me pizza>females, but guys>pizza>females ^_^

FarSide | 22

#2585442 - Monday 30 May 2011 5:03

One year, at band camp, I used a sausage pizza to give myself a...

FrostHeart | 36

#3515880 - Sunday 30 October 2011 23:42

97 since guys beat pizza and pizza beats girls, you'd rather be with guys than with girls?

By lilbeast0327 | 3

#2577390 - Saturday 28 May 2011 5:59

#6 ur obviously either gay, a fatass, never been laid, or all 3

That0therguy | 4

#2582727 - Sunday 29 May 2011 8:52

Ha, Your comment was modified... so... yeah...?

By pitchblease | 2

#2577401 - Saturday 28 May 2011 5:59

why cant some women just reject the guy straight to his face. it's absolutely terrible to. give the false sense of accomplishment.

DoomedGemini | 37

#6289455 - Wednesday 13 May 2015 3:07

Because some guys are dicks who will throw a tantrum, not leave you alone, or could potentially get dangerous.

By ShelbyyCakess | 0

#2577412 - Saturday 28 May 2011 6:00

is she chubby? maybe she's giving you a hint..

By Jjustin | 0

#2577472 - Saturday 28 May 2011 6:04

how about an original fml???

By jasminea | 0

#2577478 - Saturday 28 May 2011 6:04

wow, she must be ... wide! only true fatties know the # memorized. smh /:

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