Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML
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jbird1193
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at least they will be at your house in 30 minutes or less..
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mmsdrummer51
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so order 500 pizzas and send them to her house
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jbird1193
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at least they will be at your house in 30 minutes or less..
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alex1432
| 9
my pizza hut doesn't deliver... : (
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lolmaster7654321
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did you not notice that most pizza huts have numbers like 310-1010?
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lolmaster7654321
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ummmm most pizza hut numbers are like 310-1010... how could u not notice it was a stupid number like that...
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SCREAM4meeee
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16- isn't that pizza pizza? :S
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i_love_grrr
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my pizza hut is 2222 in the last four lol
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iLikeWaffles155
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mine's 444-4444
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bbucaro98
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mines 6969
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Frelling
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131166, thumbs up if you're Aussie.
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plataapusss
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she must be fat if she remembers pizza huts number instead of her own
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imthatguythatdid
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5959 for me
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That0therguy
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Go for Dominos, their better.
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FarSide
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New Jersey? Don't be discouraged OP. The fat ass probably lives there.
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jsaxon1996
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Marcos!!!
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lemonaids
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Hmmm, maybe she works there?
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tabarnak_fml
| 7
exactly what i was thinking :P
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boredSOLDIER
| 33
happened to me but was the number to dairy queen and she had worked there before, but in my case we still hooked up after having "punk'd" me
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xxlauruh
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I don't know why 32. you look sexy.
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AlwaySunny
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hahha if she memorized pizza hut's number I'm pretty sure you may have dived a bullet with that one..
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AlwaySunny
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*doged
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GeezWhatAnIdiot
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*dodged... derr
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X0lilmommax0
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Lol better than the rejection hotline,..... Ive gave a guy a hooker number
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maattyy
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How did you get a hooker's number? I didn't even know hookers HAD numbers
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DoubleEdgedBlade
| 4
Oh they have numbers...that'll cost you $10.
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FarSide
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@4: Who else but a New Jersey lesbian would have her hooker's phone number memorized? Geez...
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lilbeast0327
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pussy
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11up
| 14
sometimes pizza>girl
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california283
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yeah idk about that. pizzas can't give bjs.
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Commander223
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^^^^^ disagree
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Commander223
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^^^^^ disagree
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adrianblackett
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^^^^^disagree
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kingtz
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17, watch American Pie, and then improvise.
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sxe_beast
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To me pizza>females, but guys>pizza>females ^_^
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FarSide
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One year, at band camp, I used a sausage pizza to give myself a...
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FrostHeart
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97 since guys beat pizza and pizza beats girls, you'd rather be with guys than with girls?
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lilbeast0327
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#6 ur obviously either gay, a fatass, never been laid, or all 3
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That0therguy
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Ha, Your comment was modified... so... yeah...?
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pitchblease
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why cant some women just reject the guy straight to his face. it's absolutely terrible to. give the false sense of accomplishment.
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DoomedGemini
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Because some guys are dicks who will throw a tantrum, not leave you alone, or could potentially get dangerous.
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ShelbyyCakess
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is she chubby? maybe she's giving you a hint..
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Jjustin
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how about an original fml???
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jasminea
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wow, she must be ... wide! only true fatties know the # memorized. smh /: