By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML
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jbird1193 3

at least they will be at your house in 30 minutes or less..

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mmsdrummer51 3

so order 500 pizzas and send them to her house

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jbird1193 3

at least they will be at your house in 30 minutes or less..

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lolmaster7654321 4

did you not notice that most pizza huts have numbers like 310-1010?

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lolmaster7654321 4

ummmm most pizza hut numbers are like 310-1010... how could u not notice it was a stupid number like that...

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i_love_grrr 0

my pizza hut is 2222 in the last four lol

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Frelling 0

131166, thumbs up if you're Aussie.

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plataapusss 0

she must be fat if she remembers pizza huts number instead of her own

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imthatguythatdid 0

5959 for me

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That0therguy 4

Go for Dominos, their better.

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FarSide 22

New Jersey? Don't be discouraged OP. The fat ass probably lives there.

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AlwaySunny 0

hahha if she memorized pizza hut's number I'm pretty sure you may have dived a bullet with that one..

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GeezWhatAnIdiot 0

*dodged... derr

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X0lilmommax0 0

Lol better than the rejection hotline,..... Ive gave a guy a hooker number

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maattyy 1

How did you get a hooker's number? I didn't even know hookers HAD numbers

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DoubleEdgedBlade 4

Oh they have numbers...that'll cost you $10.

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FarSide 22

@4: Who else but a New Jersey lesbian would have her hooker's phone number memorized? Geez...

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california283 6

yeah idk about that. pizzas can't give bjs.

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adrianblackett 0

^^^^^disagree

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kingtz 6

17, watch American Pie, and then improvise.

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sxe_beast 11

To me pizza>females, but guys>pizza>females ^_^

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FarSide 22

One year, at band camp, I used a sausage pizza to give myself a...

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FrostHeart 36

97 since guys beat pizza and pizza beats girls, you'd rather be with guys than with girls?

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lilbeast0327 3

#6 ur obviously either gay, a fatass, never been laid, or all 3

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That0therguy 4

Ha, Your comment was modified... so... yeah...?

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pitchblease 2

why cant some women just reject the guy straight to his face. it's absolutely terrible to. give the false sense of accomplishment.

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DoomedGemini 37

Because some guys are dicks who will throw a tantrum, not leave you alone, or could potentially get dangerous.

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ShelbyyCakess 0

is she chubby? maybe she's giving you a hint..

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jasminea 0

wow, she must be ... wide! only true fatties know the # memorized. smh /:

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