By Anon - 26/01/2016 11:40 - United Kingdom - Kingston Upon Thames

Today, I requested a pay rise at work. They said they couldn't do it as they have to cut costs, so I resigned. They've now re-advertised my job for more money than I asked for. FML
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Scotth901 22

Apply again, get hired, then leave. **** them

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krazy789 28

i was thinking that but would they consider her right after she quit?

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Avi8r 22

#8, what makes even less sense is why you'd refer to OP with female pronouns when he's clearly a guy

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sanchitgoyal 27

IMO it is not clear whether OP is a girl or a guy. How could you say he is clearly a guy?

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faerieonacid 26

The male symbol next to the username indicates OP is a man

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MegasaurusRex89 28

Most companies have a waiting period before you can reapply after quitting. Usually along the lines of 6 months or so.

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thisguy22 33

That icon doesn't exist on the iPhone app.

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jagott2 8

53- the username of the poster is blue for guys and pink for girls.

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thisguy22 33

All I see on any FML I click is the name in black. No gender symbol or any other icon/phrase/etc to indicate gender. I am using an iPhone 6S with the latest version of the FML app.

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suprisebitch 20

I am using the exact same phone and version of FML and there is an icon next to the name. Sometimes it doesn't have it but most of the time it does.

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Sora_McKain 36

I'm using the iPhone 6S with the latest version of the app too. I see a silhouette of a male head on my phone.

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604 11

Apply! You're the most qualified candidate.

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sureshadow 23

What a waste of a comment this is going to be.

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WCARlover 34

it wasn't a waste of a thumbs down though!

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purelymixed 17

Maybe it's a lie, they're just trying to draw people in. Everything's an illusion

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LPac5295 27

Reapply then. They know your skill set and you personally since you've already worked there.

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soulreaper12296 28

Yep because that's good logic for a company to have, "lets hire this person who just quit working here to do this job which was their job in the first place".

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SixthSinEnvy 39

Reapply under an alias and soak in the glory of their shock and embarrassment when you walk in.

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NickD6 14

I bet you didn't see that one coming

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FemskyD 26

Reapply under a different name and show up just to see them loose that grin and candidate

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