By Anonymous - 17/02/2013 19:19 - Botswana - Francistown

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Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML
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Whytetrash 21

Those are some serious self-esteem issues you have there.

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kingsian 15

At least it was a dream and not reality. Don't be so hard on yourself.

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Whytetrash 21

Those are some serious self-esteem issues you have there.

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hanymandy 6

I was about to write the same thing

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sens3sfailing 24

im a virgin, so I would be able to boost your confidence by telling you truthfully that it was the best sex I have ever had.

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lilhellian 26

Until you screw someone like Mila Kunis.. Than you have bragging rights

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kingsian 15

At least it was a dream and not reality. Don't be so hard on yourself.

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DocBastard 38

Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you

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kingsian 15

Hey friend! I'm so happy you came to join my thread! And you even sang me a little song!

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sens3sfailing 24

I favorited this fml just for the rick roll!

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sarah6786 14

At least it was just a dream though. Hopefully you will find a new lover soon! :)

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Bluekaren16 19

Don't let this get you down. There will be other dream lovers.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

She wants a dream lover, so she don't have to dream aloneee. Man, I love that song.

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buddy51 23

But was your dickish dream lover any good in bed himself?

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Bluekaren16 19

#7 - If he wasn't then that is what the real fml should be. Who cares what he thinks as long she enjoyed herself.

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BadApple88 29

you should ********** until you find someone

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

I'm imagining a hot guy slowly coming out of her ****** as she masturbates now, interesting mental image. "Oh ahh ohhhh, here he is!"

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BellaBelle_fml 23

That was disgusting. This is not a **** chat group.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

I was just interpreting 9's comment literally, I thought it was funny.. There was no sexual intention behind it, lighten up!

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happle 21

While it was disturbing, I caught myself laughing at it.

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420Zombie 17

16-you took that in the strangest and most awkward direction imaginable -_-

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ICastillo 24

#16 that was interesting . You should write erotic books. I would buy a copy.

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ThePsyche 9

At least you can have sex in your dreams. Last guy on FML couldn't even score in his.

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wdd2 5

I know that feeling, ive been single since may 2010, havent even gotten lucky in my dreams.

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iAlissa 34

That's more of a nightmare, not a dream.

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happle 21

A nightmare is more like George Clooney raping you, shooting your boyfriend after you squeal, then cutting off your left hand.

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happle 21

A nightmare is more like getting raped by George Clooney, him shooting your boyfriend after you squeal, and then cutting off your left hand.

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