Today, after more than a year of being single, I finally had sex. Unfortunately, it was only in a dream, and after we finished, he told me that I'm terrible in bed. Even my dream-lover is a dick. FML
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Whytetrash
| 21
Those are some serious self-esteem issues you have there.
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kingsian
| 15
At least it was a dream and not reality. Don't be so hard on yourself.
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Whytetrash
| 21
Those are some serious self-esteem issues you have there.
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hanymandy
| 6
I was about to write the same thing
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sens3sfailing
| 24
im a virgin, so I would be able to boost your confidence by telling you truthfully that it was the best sex I have ever had.
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lilhellian
| 26
Until you screw someone like Mila Kunis.. Than you have bragging rights
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kingsian
| 15
At least it was a dream and not reality. Don't be so hard on yourself.
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lostcrazydiamond
| 10
Is this the real life?
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pedinhuh
| 23
Is this a fantasy?
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daphish
| 10
Caught in a landslide.
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hipsterhunter
| 9
No escape from reality
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DocBastard
| 38
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
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kingsian
| 15
Hey friend! I'm so happy you came to join my thread! And you even sang me a little song!
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Kkkdawg
| 27
Oh, Rick
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sens3sfailing
| 24
I favorited this fml just for the rick roll!
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kate12345678901
| 15
you should go out and get some real dick
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BellaBelle_fml
| 23
Maybe OP should go out and try to get a friend first. And then maybe it will turn into something romantic. Because your partner should be your friend as well and then maybe they won't end up hurting you. You don't need to rush anything. There's no point in simply going in for a little bit of sex, because the OP sounds as though she would really like to have a long term relationship.
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XxDevilxXGt
| 26
This guy gets straight to the point. xD
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BellaBelle_fml
| 23
^ And what point would that be? That all relationships are only about having sex? That's not a relationship. That's self gratification at best. Hopefully one day you will both mature some and realize that there is so much more to being in a relationship and maintaining it. In the mean time, have fun treating ladies like a tool.
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zango1
| 15
40 - Tool is a fair term for someone who treats women like that. There is also a term for females who enter 'relationships' based purely on sex. It's not ladies.
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YankeeLoverr
| 6
34, this guy sounds like a tool
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tygerarmy
| 35
Who said anything about relationships? Bella, while I agree the OP sounds like she could want a relationship, there's nothing wrong with the OP going out and getting laid. It could even relax her mood and bring up her self esteem so she can find a relationship.
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sarah6786
| 14
At least it was just a dream though. Hopefully you will find a new lover soon! :)
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Bluekaren16
| 19
Don't let this get you down. There will be other dream lovers.
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
She wants a dream lover, so she don't have to dream aloneee. Man, I love that song.
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buddy51
| 23
But was your dickish dream lover any good in bed himself?
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Bluekaren16
| 19
#7 - If he wasn't then that is what the real fml should be. Who cares what he thinks as long she enjoyed herself.
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Catkam623
| 27
Sweetie you need to get laid.
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Whytetrash
| 21
That was her point
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BadApple88
| 29
you should masturbate until you find someone
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
I'm imagining a hot guy slowly coming out of her vagina as she masturbates now, interesting mental image.
"Oh ahh ohhhh, here he is!"
"Oh ahh ohhhh, here he is!"
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BellaBelle_fml
| 23
That was disgusting. This is not a porn chat group.
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
I was just interpreting 9's comment literally, I thought it was funny.. There was no sexual intention behind it, lighten up!
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happle
| 21
While it was disturbing, I caught myself laughing at it.
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420Zombie
| 17
16-you took that in the strangest and most awkward direction imaginable -_-
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ICastillo
| 24
#16 that was interesting . You should write erotic books. I would buy a copy.
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ThePsyche
| 9
At least you can have sex in your dreams. Last guy on FML couldn't even score in his.
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wdd2
| 5
I know that feeling, ive been single since may 2010, havent even gotten lucky in my dreams.