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I think the fact that you've gone years with him not interested is your first clue your relationship has big issues. Maybe you should talk to each other. why stay in a relationship where neither of you are happy.
You need to have a very direct conversation about your wants and needs. Counseling (couples or individual) may help as well.
Long-term partner ... or roommate? :-(