By susiedoggles - 05/11/2018 08:00 - United States - Milford

Today, getting home after a long day of work, my boyfriend came running out of the house. Being silly, I thought he was excited to see me. Nope - he was excited to show me the squirrel he shot. In the house. Apparently, we have house squirrels and a boatload of holes in the floor and couch. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 010
You deserved it 308

Same thing different taste

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I can see why you have squirrels in your house. Your boyfriend is nuts.

Emma Marshall 19

Why would anyone brag about killing something

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I can see why you have squirrels in your house. Your boyfriend is nuts.

Emma Marshall 19

Why would anyone brag about killing something

When I was a kid I used to brag when I killed lizards and animals like that, it was a amazing childhood xD. I still don't see the problem with killing a squirrel.

This guy is one of the many reasons why the US needs gun control.

Does he use antlers in all of his decorating too?

If shooting innocent animals gets him excited, I think you need a new boyfriend.

City folks don’t understand hunting you can’t just grab a squirrel u need to kill it and can’t leave it in the house they carry rabies

You've never actually figured out the difference between a rabid and non-rabid animal, have you? I mean, squirrels are good sacrifices to bind and control the Evil Overlord Of All Furry Rodents, but people used to EAT those little bastards without any problems. Rabies is scary, but also fairly distinctive, and squirrels who look cute at you probably just want the hooman to feed them.

Santorini Lawrencia 19

What is wrong with him?? Killing an innocent animal gives him pleasure?? How sick is he?