Love and Animals: Today, getting home after a long day of work, my boyfriend came... - FML

By susiedoggles - 05/11/2018 08:00 - United States - Milford

Today, getting home after a long day of work, my boyfriend came running out of the house. Being silly, I thought he was excited to see me. Nope - he was excited to show me the squirrel he shot. In the house. Apparently, we have house squirrels and a boatload of holes in the floor and couch. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 32

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Saturday 20 October 2018 23:30

I can see why you have squirrels in your house. Your boyfriend is nuts.

Emma Marshall 19

Sunday 21 October 2018 3:51

Why would anyone brag about killing something

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BurnInDemonFire 32

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Saturday 20 October 2018 23:30

I can see why you have squirrels in your house. Your boyfriend is nuts.

Emma Marshall 19

Sunday 21 October 2018 3:51

Why would anyone brag about killing something

loliloveoniichan 14

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Monday 5 November 2018 16:46

When I was a kid I used to brag when I killed lizards and animals like that, it was a amazing childhood xD. I still don't see the problem with killing a squirrel.

interesting33 36

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Monday 5 November 2018 18:18

but why would you kill the lizard?

BurnInDemonFire 32

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Monday 5 November 2018 22:51

Are you OP's boyfriend?

loliloveoniichan 14

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Saturday 24 August 2019 19:19

Nope , are you?

A Frenchy in Eire 31

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Monday 5 November 2018 15:39

This guy is one of the many reasons why the US needs gun control.

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Monday 5 November 2018 15:58

Does he use antlers in all of his decorating too?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

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Monday 5 November 2018 22:40

If shooting innocent animals gets him excited, I think you need a new boyfriend.

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Tuesday 6 November 2018 5:38

There's something very wrong with him.

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Friday 9 November 2018 17:32

City folks don’t understand hunting you can’t just grab a squirrel u need to kill it and can’t leave it in the house they carry rabies

Santorini Lawrencia 19

Wednesday 14 November 2018 10:04

What is wrong with him?? Killing an innocent animal gives him pleasure?? How sick is he?

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