FML : Today, getting home after a long day of work, my boyfriend came running out of the house. Being silly, I thought he was excited to see me. Nope - he was...

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Today, getting home after a long day of work, my boyfriend came running out of the house. Being silly, I thought he was excited to see me. Nope - he was excited to show me the squirrel he shot. In the house. Apparently, we have house squirrels and a boatload of holes in the floor and couch. FML

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You deserved it

By susiedoggles - / Monday 5 November 2018 08:00 / United States - Milford

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By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7711627 - Saturday 20 October 2018 23:30

I can see why you have squirrels in your house. Your boyfriend is nuts.

By Emma Marshall | 19

#7711673 - Sunday 21 October 2018 3:51

Why would anyone brag about killing something

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By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7711627 - Saturday 20 October 2018 23:30

I can see why you have squirrels in your house. Your boyfriend is nuts.

By Emma Marshall | 19

#7711673 - Sunday 21 October 2018 3:51

Why would anyone brag about killing something

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loliloveoniichan | 7

#7719081 - Monday 5 November 2018 16:46

When I was a kid I used to brag when I killed lizards and animals like that, it was a amazing childhood xD. I still don't see the problem with killing a squirrel.

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BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7719238 - Monday 5 November 2018 22:51

Are you OP's boyfriend?

By A Frenchy in Eire | 31

#7719050 - Monday 5 November 2018 15:39

This guy is one of the many reasons why the US needs gun control.

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7719057 - Monday 5 November 2018 15:58

Does he use antlers in all of his decorating too?

By Taurus_ChicKa | 35

#7719232 - Monday 5 November 2018 22:40

If shooting innocent animals gets him excited, I think you need a new boyfriend.

By jac_1964_au | 20

#7719328 - Tuesday 6 November 2018 2:17

Are you from the south of America lol

By BeachMammal | 7

#7719356 - Tuesday 6 November 2018 5:38

There's something very wrong with him.

By Clay Baker | 3

#7721052 - Friday 9 November 2018 17:32

City folks don’t understand hunting you can’t just grab a squirrel u need to kill it and can’t leave it in the house they carry rabies

By Santorini Lawrencia | 17

#7723097 - Wednesday 14 November 2018 10:04

What is wrong with him?? Killing an innocent animal gives him pleasure?? How sick is he?

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