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; Lmao, that's upsetting xD
There is so many things wrong with your sentence it's not even funny.
dudee that's incredibly sad
your subconscious is telling you something.
Actually it is a known phenomena to people who have no past experience in something to not be able to simulate those things while dreaming due to lack of knowledge about how it feels. Same thing goes for sex. I'm actually familiar with this as more or less the same thing as what OP experienced has happened to me too. However I was able to go through all phases of sexual progress in my dreams once I got used to the feeling of making out. With that said, not so uncommon, but certainly not fun to experience and definitely a FML.
64 shut the hell up dude, no one wants to read your essay
I wouldn't make a Sim of your crush, she might run away and go with another guy.
i read it
I hate falling in my dreams. It literally feels like my stomach is imploding.
95, ever consider being a pilot? I think that's what your dream is telling you. Just don't fly with your co-workers..
So, if I girl turns you down and says 'In your dreams' you can reply.. "Not even then"..
i had a dream one time where i was on a bus and it crashed and i watched a piece of metal cut me in half in slow motion. It was weird because it was like i was watching it all happen from above the bus. Then after i died i talked to god O.o
You should try sex panther
looks like somethings creeping under your skin
dude me too i thought i was the only one!
i mean the stomach imploding
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that sucks man!
He wishes she did.
you've got fatt boobs ew
108. lol yah.
Ouch... Maybe get some game?
fff
Or he can just learn how to treat women the way they want to be treated (my definition of game) and have something that means more than just getting laid.
Can't just tell him to get game and treat women the way they want to be treated. Women want so many different things. Some want to be treated with respect, some like getting walked over, some like to be treated as an equal, some want to be treated like they are better than anyone. The list goes on and all it boils down to is experience.
43 is very right.
Guys it's really not that hard to get a girl at all. Especially just to ****. It's called confidence...
Confidence is the result of the repeated experience of success. You cant really be confident doing anything until you have experienced some success doing it. Thats the catch 22. You kind of have to fake it till you make it.
okay okay okay....Just get 'game' over night? look I'm not saying I'm unsuccessful but I will tell you that when a girl says she wants a guy who treats her with respect *not implied at any one person* they are full of shit...been there done that most of the time if your nice and respectful and honest with a girl and give her what she wants and you mean it you get shoved in the friend zone...either become an asshole player or find some other means because Based off personal experiences chivalry isn't worth anything these days which is a shame..
^The key is to be a good guy, not a nice guy. Find the difference, and you won't have as much trouble getting girls to like you.. Sometimes you'll fail, sometimes you'll attract girls you're not interested in.. And sometimes you'll attract someone you never thought you could get =) I say this often on here, everytime there's a post like this.. And some guys will never understand the difference between nice and good.. And you'll likely keep failing until you do. Girls don't want an asshole boyfriend.. But they don't want a doormat, either.
mmm ^^ noted...haha but yea I was raised with chivalry and not that I want praise or or people to kiss my feet but it's completely ignored unless I'm having dialouge with an adult or persay I open a door for an adult....but other than that it's ignored anyways I guess I will stop ranting sorry y'all thanks for listening
In response to 3/32 MikalaHeart: I'm so glad that you, a 15 year old, has the experience and knowledge to try and educate others about how to get girls, what game is, and getting laid. Future of America right there.
Haha wow... I was just stating my opinion. I'm sorry that what I think will make our next generation so terrible. What you said was pretty unnecessary, and low. From that comment, im sure that my generation wont miss ignorant people like you.
Oh, and 206, thanks for taking the time to read my description to see my age to make your little comment
143, I disagree with the statement girls want protection and to feel safe. most girls I know just want a good support system. you know? someone that we can trust, that will be there for us? and speaking from experience I think the idea that girls want jerks is a misunderstanding. jerks can be very convincing sometimes and they will say and do anything to get what they want. some girls are just naive and believe it.
I don't think a guy should try hard to get laid, he should try hard to find a girl that likes him
LOL, You funny girl. About 1/10000 Guys, care about girls. o.O
Trying harder is called 'rape'.
37, yeah I know... but if this guy really wants to get "laid" he has a better chance if he treats the girl the right way
Some people just can't get a girl (me)
Mikala. I'm sorry sweetheart but if a guy wants to get "laid" he isn't looking for a relationship, he is looking to go to a party, get stinking drunk, talk to a gurl and **** like a wild animal. (And being good at sex is really hard if you're that drunk).
38- are you a guy or a girl? because just about every guy I'm friends with respects women and actually care about them me included in that group you can say it's just my cirlce but it's not, just the people you see on those fake 'reality' shows are assholes all the time don't get me wrong there are actually people like that just not as many as you think
She'll come someday OP, She'll come.. :)
she means that in two ways ;)
win^^
Pff, in his dreams. Oh wait...
For some people, she won't.
dude, bummer.
If you play some more Runescape you'll be ok
I turned that option off on mine. Settings>General>Keyboard
'world' won't auto-correct into 'word' if you spelt it right the first time.
the currychicken is right!! and why do you have the spell check on anyways?... :/
Hey spellcheck saved me three times in this sentence literally oops five
I guess it was a nightmare then
Keywords
; Lmao, that's upsetting xD
Can't just tell him to get game and treat women the way they want to be treated. Women want so many different things. Some want to be treated with respect, some like getting walked over, some like to be treated as an equal, some want to be treated like they are better than anyone. The list goes on and all it boils down to is experience.