By Anonymous - 18/08/2015 13:26 - United States - Manchester

Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 323
You deserved it 4 023

Same thing different taste

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I don't think that's the kind of "sweet" tail you want to be getting.


I don't think that's the kind of "sweet" tail you want to be getting.

No, it's the kind of American Pie he wants.

JMichael 25

I'm not gonna lie. I've seen some donuts that looked so good they could pass as "fuckable".

It's okay OP, I once had an extremely sensual dream about eating bacon.

At least it was hot and fresh. Sorry OP.

cooer 10

what if it was a doughnut he bought at the store in a pack of many

Sounds like you've been watching The Simpsons.

Donuts are really good.. Just not that way.

ItsKennyBaby 9

Seeing as I don't have a penis I'm pretty sure I can't **** a donut. And I also said "not in that way" because I meant they're good to EAT not ****.

well, there are maple bars and cinnamon twists. :)

Don't forget about the good ol' Long John..

annas3 10

That just means you're a true 'merican. Nothing to be ashamed of OP!

I mean who hasn't dreamt about ******* a donut!?