By Anonymous - 18/08/2015 13:26 - United States - Manchester

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Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 249
You deserved it 3 999

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At least it was in a hole.

I don't think that's the kind of "sweet" tail you want to be getting.

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I don't think that's the kind of "sweet" tail you want to be getting.

No, it's the kind of American Pie he wants.

I'm not gonna lie. I've seen some donuts that looked so good they could pass as "fuckable".

At least it was in a hole.

Unless it's a jelly donut...

There's still a hole in a jelly donut. And some sweet filling!

It might've been a maple bar...

It's okay OP, I once had an extremely sensual dream about eating bacon.

At least it was hot and fresh. Sorry OP.

what if it was a doughnut he bought at the store in a pack of many

Better than nothing?

I donut think so.

#26 you are amazing cannot stop laughing XD

Doesn't matter, had sex!

well...they do have holes for a reason

Sounds like you've been watching The Simpsons.

Donuts are really good.. Just not that way.

Are you speaking from experience?

Well not with that attitude.

Seeing as I don't have a penis I'm pretty sure I can't fuck a donut. And I also said "not in that way" because I meant they're good to EAT not fuck.

well, there are maple bars and cinnamon twists. :)

Don't forget about the good ol' Long John..

That just means you're a true 'merican. Nothing to be ashamed of OP!

I mean who hasn't dreamt about fucking a donut!?