By Anonymous - 18/08/2015 13:26 - United States - Manchester

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Today, I woke up from the most sensual dream I've had in months. Unfortunately, despite it being better than any action I've had in a long time, the dream was about me fucking a donut. FML
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ladytigerhunts 20
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At least it was in a hole.

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LyricaSilvan 29
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I don't think that's the kind of "sweet" tail you want to be getting.

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LyricaSilvan 29
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I don't think that's the kind of "sweet" tail you want to be getting.

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chuka81 27
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No, it's the kind of American Pie he wants.

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JMichael 25
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I'm not gonna lie. I've seen some donuts that looked so good they could pass as "fuckable".

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ladytigerhunts 20
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At least it was in a hole.

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sadistmonkey 19
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Unless it's a jelly donut...

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chinaski7628 32
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There's still a hole in a jelly donut. And some sweet filling!

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MissCloudy249 14
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It might've been a maple bar...

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graceface1031 7
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It's okay OP, I once had an extremely sensual dream about eating bacon.

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Texas125 12
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At least it was hot and fresh. Sorry OP.

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cooer 10
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what if it was a doughnut he bought at the store in a pack of many

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sh07 28
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Better than nothing?

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_streets_ 19
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I donut think so.

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ColdRoxas 18
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#26 you are amazing cannot stop laughing XD

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dannnngthatsux 19
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Doesn't matter, had sex!

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russiancat464 12
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well...they do have holes for a reason

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BoxFullOfLazy 25
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Sounds like you've been watching The Simpsons.

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amanda182 19
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Donuts are really good.. Just not that way.

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ohSNAPyall 26
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Are you speaking from experience?

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ItsKennyBaby 9
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Well not with that attitude.

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amanda182 19
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Seeing as I don't have a penis I'm pretty sure I can't fuck a donut. And I also said "not in that way" because I meant they're good to EAT not fuck.

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freddygasman 18
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well, there are maple bars and cinnamon twists. :)

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ArturoJames 13
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Don't forget about the good ol' Long John..

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annas3 10
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That just means you're a true 'merican. Nothing to be ashamed of OP!

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Hildy93 21
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I mean who hasn't dreamt about fucking a donut!?

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