By Anonymous - 08/04/2014 16:07 - Italy - Vigodarzere

Today, after months of being on anti-depression medication and feeling very little emotionally, I finally felt some joy. Sadly it was from completely crushing my husband in an argument he started, where he claimed ketchup is a vegetable. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 541
You deserved it 4 842

Same thing different taste

Top comments

augiedd 12

Don't listen to the lies they feed you. Ketchup is a vegetable and mustard is a fruit!


augiedd 12

You can never win an argument with a woman. Ever.

Now where can I buy a ketchup tree?? I want one in my backyard immediately!

No Patrick horseradish isn't an instrument either.

@37: That would make it a fruit technically :p.

technically ketchup is a fruit paste then?

But ketchup is tomato and tomato is vegetable

Tomatoes are fruits, they have seeds inside

DarkJediLove 19

It's another win for the all powerful veggies!

Don't listen to the lies they feed you. Ketchup is a vegetable and mustard is a fruit!


If tomatoes are a fruit, that makes ketchup a smoothie

breeaannuuhh 14

Well, tomatoes are a fruit, so doesn't that make ketchup a smoothie?

VinnyV 3

where does mustard come from???

dannnngthatsux 19

you like vinegar in your smoothies?

Actually, mustard is dairy and ketchup comes from paper byproducts. I can confirm this as I am a nutritionist with a PHD in Dietary Science.

Since tomatoes are now considered fruit, I guess ketchup would be fruit juice.

Botanically tomatoes have always been fruits...

Nyarlothatep 12

Actually, I think it'd be closer to a smoothie...

No, not a smoothie. More like tomato jelly or jam.

Yeah, ketchup and fries. An all veggie meal. Must be healthy, right? Lol.

I eat fries with ketchup. And fries are from potatoes, ketchup is from tomatoes. So technically I am eating potatoes and tomatoes..

arandomusernameaa 20

And CELERY!!! (ketchup has celery in it)

No, not technically. You ARE eating potatoes and tomatoes. (just because a steak is cut out of the cow doesn't mean I'm not eating beef)