Healthy Lifestyle, Food, Gross, Roommate and Smells: Bad diet - FML

Bad diet

By Anonymous - 23/01/2022 11:01 - United States - Verona

Today, my roommate stunk up the entire floor again with his rancid bathroom trips from spicy foods so much that I ended up wearing a t-shirt over my nose just to play video games in my own room. He gets offended when I tell him to open the bathroom window to vent it out. If only I owned my own home… FML

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rayraysoto 10

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Sunday 23 January 2022 20:40

lol screw his feelings... his ass stinks, light a match open up a window and spray some air freshener

mccuish 25

Monday 24 January 2022 7:40

Why don’t you just open the window yourself?

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rayraysoto 10

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Sunday 23 January 2022 20:40

lol screw his feelings... his ass stinks, light a match open up a window and spray some air freshener

mccuish 25

Monday 24 January 2022 7:40

Why don’t you just open the window yourself?

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Monday 24 January 2022 15:54

buy some of that potpourri spray and put it on the back of the toilet. hopefully he'll take the hint...

HouseOfM 4

Saturday 16 September 2023 2:53

light a match in the bathroom after

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