Today, I found some thigh high socks in my boyfriend's drawer. Furious, I confronted him. He confessed they were his and put them on to show me they fit. I had to dump him, it was just too weird. FML
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Today, I found ladies knee-high socks that weren't mine. I don't even own a pair of knee-high socks. After bickering back and forth with my boyfriend, he said, "Actually now that you mention it, I thought they were yours and I put them there." FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML
Today, as we packed for a vacation, I saw my boyfriend pack several pairs of the ugly gray socks he knows I hate. I took and threw them away before we left. One flight, cab ride, and furious argument later, I learned that one pair had an engagement ring wrapped up inside. FML
Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
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Top comments
TomeDr 25
HE dodged a bullet with you!
idragosani 17
Do you always overreact like this?
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Comments (8)
TomeDr 25
HE dodged a bullet with you!
idragosani 17
Do you always overreact like this?
Wadlaen 24
You don't like men who like to dress up?
Noctsurreality1302 11
Well, you're one nasty piece of work, aren't you
core01 30
Judgemental is not a good look.
sirrubberduckie 37
They're just socks, right? I don't own those myself, but so what if I did?
1known 34
Sock or stocking? Even though it does not matter much. Be a little bit open minded.
Brightside86 31
As someone who's relationships have hinged/ended on surprising and innocuous things. I'm amused to see someone else getting dumped for having a pair of socks that were too long. Exactly the sort of random critical moments that break a relationship that I never see coming.