Good initiative

By cough - 27/12/2019 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was choking on an apple and asked my sister to get me some water. She got some. Then drank it herself. FML
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BorderCount 5

If you can breathe and talk, you're not choking.

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julfunky 29

You were talking (so obviously you could breathe). You were able to wait until she grabbed the drink then came back. Clearly you were fine enough to get the damn water yourself. Are your legs broken? You were nowhere near “choking.” Don’t be dramatic.

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

oh just wait till next time to terurn the favor and don't forget it entirely possible to perform the heimlich on yourself

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mfranks19891989 10

you posted this FML so your still alive no harm done

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BorderCount 5

If you can breathe and talk, you're not choking.

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julfunky 29

You were talking (so obviously you could breathe). You were able to wait until she grabbed the drink then came back. Clearly you were fine enough to get the damn water yourself. Are your legs broken? You were nowhere near “choking.” Don’t be dramatic.

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Courtney McCracken 10

If you were able to talk then you could have gotten it yourself. It’s not choking if you can speak.

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