By Ackbar - /
Friday 27 February 2009 15:18 /
United States
I am God, creator of mankind, creator of all. Bow before my almighty powers. If you are an atheist you shall belief. If you are a believer remember thy Ten Commandments of Holiness.
1.Thou shall not have any other gods before Me.
2.Thou shall not make any graven images unto thee.
3.Thou shall not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.
4.Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
5.Honor thy father, and thy mother.
6.Thou shall not kill.
7.Thou shall not commit adultery.
8.Thou shall not steal.
9.Thou shall not bear false witness aganist thy neighbor.
10.Thou shall not covet.
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