Nature calls

By anon - 27/07/2023 22:00

Today, my idiot boyfriend, who thinks he's an outdoorsman, made sauce from mushrooms he'd foraged. I refused to eat it. He got upset and had two helpings. He's now in bed, whining about how bad he feels. Stupid dumbass. FML
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ass 11

He needs to go to the emergency room immediately if he's still alive

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Ellimac21 14

What did he say ? "I promise hone, these mushrooms are perfectly fine! Look they look so tasty, all red with little white dots!"

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Ellimac21 14

What did he say ? "I promise hone, these mushrooms are perfectly fine! Look they look so tasty, all red with little white dots!"

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ass 11

He needs to go to the emergency room immediately if he's still alive

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cuz803 44

Honestly, I cannot date people who blatantly subject themselves to stupid circumstances. You said it yourself, "stupid dumbass". Can't tell you what to do but maybe you should break up with him. I sure as Hell broke up with my idiotic low IQ gf years ago and my life has been less frustrating ever since.

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OzzieAnna 2

he's lucky he's still alive. dump.him. next time he'll put it into your food without telling you.

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FluffythePink 22

You really should get him to the hospital and take a sample of the sauce if there's any left. Some fungi attack the kidneys and liver and it's a slow, horrible way to go... If he's ok then I, personally, would dump him for being effing stupid enough to try for a Darwin Award. If you decide to keep him, then for the love of all that is holy, do not breed with him.

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