By Anonymous - 02/11/2013 17:34 - United States - Rowland Heights
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OP should consider revenge. If her husband works out she should buy some estrogen powder to mix with his protein powder or replace his shampoo with Nair. If she wants to get immature with it, she could always sharpee a giant penis on the back of his neck or put an open can of sardines inside his car's air filter.
Your husband is incredibly immature if he's willing to stoop down to that over an argument.
I second that comment! Always cook your own after a row! You could always ignore it just to annoy him, give it a few days, then do the same to him?
Maybe he didn't do ANYTHING to the food, but his laughing made you think he did. Or maybe he did. Or maybe he wants you to think he did. Welcome to the mind fuck.
Doc has done something like that before, but not to food, but to a person during surgery. It was done to some patient being an asshole. It was uncalled for, but the ultimate revenge by having a man for the rest his life have a pubic hair attached to one of his kidneys.
I do that from time to time. If a friend asks to use my water bottle or something similar, I'll hand it over with a goofy smile on my face just to fuck with em a bit. I'd never actually do anything sinister to it, but it is a wee bit entertaining seeing the look of utter confusion on their face. Now people that actually do something to said bottle or food, they're just a fucking asshole..