By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 13:20 - Australia
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That's a good thing isn't it? He was happy you made him something he enjoys. Food always gets to us men.
He's protecting you from murderers, yet you are trying to kill him from the inside. Ingrate!
I cut my potatoes in circles, line them up in a very lightly oiled pan in one layer, then sprinkle some olive oil and a little salt on top. Bake them till they're done, and they come out with all the crispiness of french fries, and much less of the grease. Oops, gotta go clean all that drool off the floor!
Where do murderers and rapists come into play here? He's just happy that you made him fries. You should start playing video games. He'd never break up with you.
I'm just trying to follow OP's train of thought. Perhaps she wants a boyfriend that automatically swivels in the direction of all potential danger, like some sort of sentient security camera with ultimate ninja skillz. Alternately, it could be that, in OP's neighborhood, one out of two people is a rapist, and she needs a perpetual meat shield to protect from all of the involuntary pork-sword penetrations. |the kid|