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Maybe has was overly excited because you either don't cook or are not a very good cook. F his life if the best thing you ever made is French fries!

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He shouldn't have to protect her from murderers or rapists if shes staying in the kitchen where she belongs. Clearly shes not conforming to her 1950's media stereotype since hes so excited over fries, so why should he?

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I cut my potatoes in circles, line them up in a very lightly oiled pan in one layer, then sprinkle some olive oil and a little salt on top. Bake them till they're done, and they come out with all the crispiness of french fries, and much less of the grease. Oops, gotta go clean all that drool off the floor!

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I just love all kinds of potatoes.. Fried potatoes,(with Lawrys seasoned salt. Mmmmm..), baked potatoes, potatoes au gratin, scalloped potatoes. French fries, potato cakes, potato bread.. All of it! I love potatoes!!! Mmmmmmm.....

Women ask for equality then say things like this. You can only have it one way or the other, make your choice.

Where do murderers and rapists come into play here? He's just happy that you made him fries. You should start playing video games. He'd never break up with you.

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I agree with this. I am SO confused how "murderers and rapists" (wtf?!) and crying in happiness over fries are even remotely related.

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She's implying that he's supposed to play the role of "Mr. Big and Tough" and protect her from danger. How is he supposed to do that when he turns into an emotional wreck when she makes french fries?

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I'm just trying to follow OP's train of thought. Perhaps she wants a boyfriend that automatically swivels in the direction of all potential danger, like some sort of sentient security camera with ultimate ninja skillz. Alternately, it could be that, in OP's neighborhood, one out of two people is a rapist, and she needs a perpetual meat shield to protect from all of the involuntary pork-sword penetrations. |the kid|

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Shes clearly a bumbling superhero and he's her skilled sidekick who usually saves the day. Kind of like the Green Hornet and Kato, except they have less sex and Kato has to resort to fast food to satisfy his needs as a man.

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