By Rob - 6/6/2012 16:02 - United States - Neoga
  Today, after having sex with my girlfriend, I jokingly held the condom above my mouth. Somehow, the condom busted, and everything went over my face. Worse still, we're now wondering just how safe this condom really was. FML
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  airforce987  |  20

Doesnt matter had...........*hears rumbling off in the distance* what's that?.......oh my god. OH MY GOD!!! RRRRUUUUUUUNN! FLEE!!! Flee for your lives!!!! The dead meme nazis are coming for us!!!!! *trips* NOOOOO!!! Go on without me!!!! Gahhhh!!!! *dies*

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  reddawn1985  |  12

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  truth_spitta  |  0

Don't know why 97 got down voted lol and 84, imo...you have the grammar of my 8 year old sister...and I'm 14...maybe it's just rare to know how to speak English correctly at my age?

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  downtime  |  12

Micro tears would be a problem. Obviously if it is shredded enough to fall apart like that then the structure has been damaged already.

OP, I think you need to work harder on humour. Dangling a used condom over your mouth doesn't exactly scream comedy.

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  downtime  |  12

How regularly does this magic elixer need to be applied? If it's more than 8 times a day I may need to free up some room in my diary for 'me time'...

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  challan  |  19

Celery helps increase the production of sperm, but I don't believe it changes the flavor.
Red meats, pineapple and other acidic fruits and decreasing the amount of beer and coffee help the most. Btw... I learned at a sex workshop not through personal test testing.

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Melons, pineapple and cinnamon can make it taste sweeter or milder.

Beer, chocolate and red meats give it a bitter taste.

Read in various sources and tested through the scientific method ;) the more you know!!! Or perhaps Noor? XD

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  challan  |  19

Lol my mom is a couples sex therapist so yes, I have been to many! Red meat as in steak medium rare- helps. Red meat as in taco bell lol hurts.