By Jake - United States - Athens
  Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
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  Kn0wledge123  |  21

Today really sucked for a lot of people. Brick to the head, accused of hating Jesus, racist dog, pshyco baby stealing bakini wax lady, wise ass kid, now a condum to the face.

  sens3sfailing  |  24

71- thanks for the advice. I'll keep it in mind. I was sleepy when I was writing it and deleted it 3 times and just couldn't get it to a place I liked it so I settled. I am not happy with the end result either. I'm gonna thumb myself down too.

  MrBond007_fml  |  6

Well actually in the comment it says that op's roommate decided to throw the condom across the room rather than get up and throw it away. If he threw it across the room and it landed on op, I think that means they were in the same room. I could be wrong but that's how I read it.

  kyleekay  |  25

98- Since 64 replied to 3, I interpreted the comment as 64 finding some sort of implication in "rude awakening", meaning I thought 64 believed the same situation (in the story) had happened to 3.

Now that I've reread this thread, I realize 64 was actually thread jacking instead of replying, and thus I interpreted the comment incorrectly. Woops.

  freshberries22  |  17

No that's called nasty I'm in college and I have a roommate but we have enough decency not to screw our significant other if someone else is present. So don't assume that people only do filthy things like that in certain settings, because it's not true.

  conqueror57  |  11

I agree that it's rude and fairly nasty, but I had a roommate in college who did this to me a few times. My point is that in college it's common to share a room with someone, and that someone isn't always courteous.

  ebonyirony  |  29

we have a couch in our dorm, so when one of us is fucking, the other sleeps on that.
or, at my boyfriends room, his roommate just turns the music up really loud in the next room.

  conqueror57  |  11

We didn't have the luxury of a couch. We had a room probably 12x20 with 3 beds, 3 desks, and 3 dressers. We also didn't have the choice of "finding another roommate" just because we had sex lives.

  smallshaft  |  10

I know what college is and I have 20 years in the military. I have shared a room but I never had sex while my room mate was sleeping. That's just wrong and that's my opinion

  A7X_LoVeee  |  10

One of my friends was in her room(during the middle of the day) and her roommate decided it would be a good idea to go into the shower with her boyfriend and have sex. People never cease to amaze me..

By  laden_swallow09  |  34

You punched him in the crotch, right? Shoved the condom down his throat, right? Wagged your finger in his face and scolded him for not putting refuse in its proper receptacle, right?