Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he triumphantly flung the condom to the ceiling, only to have it come down and smack me in the face. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had the best sex of our relationship with my boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, looked me sweetly in the eyes for a few moments, then decided to slap me in the face with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a good time. Perfect. Afterwards, he stupidly tried to pull the condom off with way too much force. It burst everywhere, splattering our faces, the bed sheets, and even the wall. Absolute disaster. We just stared at each other and laughed. Never again. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML
Today, I found out how mature the guy I'm seeing is. After sex, he took the condom off and hit me in the face with it. FML
Today, my boyfriend got out of the shower and tried to hit my forehead with his penis. He slipped and slapped me in the eye with it. FML
Today, I woke up with a used condom on my face. Turns out my roommate had sex with his girlfriend during the night and instead of getting up and throwing it away, he decided to throw it across the room. FML
Today, after having sex with my girlfriend, I jokingly held the condom above my mouth. Somehow, the condom busted, and everything went over my face. Worse still, we're now wondering just how safe this condom really was. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around. He threw me over his shoulder and turned around, smacking my face against the wall. Then he smacked my head into the fridge after turning round to see "what that loud bang" was. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML
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Top comments
Pleonasm 36
It was a sperm of the moment kind of thing.
WhackTheJackal 22
He definitely *puts on sunglasses* hit it twice.
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Comments (59)
scottyboy417 19
I fail to see what he was going for but whatever floats his boat I guess
rosieposie1994 8
What goes up, must cum down.
JayGatsby 25
It's basic physex
cutiepie600 8
haha I'm sorry but that makes me laugh but only because it didn't happen to me .
vikky538 29
well he thought used condom is antigravity matter...
IWishIWasObama 12
I thought women like that sort of shit? especially with the whole 50 shades of grey thing
brivielle 15
that book is a work of art.
DenBriZel 31
He has sucky aim.
2019x 5
Facial
mattyiscool123 26
Did it land on the outside or the inside?
RedPillSucks 33
Start dating men instead of preteens
BanAnnalee 12
I saw that cumming.