WTF mom?

By whowhat - 11/07/2013 06:26 - United States

Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
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ItsAnanya 25

OP, you need to have a nice little chat with your mom about this. And maybe better house security. I would invest in some good locks if I were you.

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DocBastard 38

Kick her out, change the locks, and get a security system. Oh, and get a dog. A big, mean, vicious dog. One that only attacks crazy mothers.

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ItsAnanya 25

OP, you need to have a nice little chat with your mom about this. And maybe better house security. I would invest in some good locks if I were you.

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Damian95 16

That sounds like the beginning of a horror movie. Id invest in better security too.

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Soloman212 28

Or a bad porno. Or a REALLY good porno.

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RedPillSucks 31

no good porno involves anything with your mother

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uoeno_fml 20

Unless you're into that Oedipus stuff

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strike2867 13

I don't think you've ever talked to an irrational mother.

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Wizardo 33

Send her home... to her *care* home, sounds like she's a few years late in being admitted.

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thatkidhesh 11

I'd like to know how you managed to get a place without having to give your mom a key.

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Wizardo 33

Well I haven't since I'm still 17 and if I did, it will be in a city called Trust next to the River Faith :)

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thatkidhesh 11

you sure do have a way with words for a 17yr old muggle

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CelticSkye 13

To #28 - What in the hell are you talking about??

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Wizardo 33

#59, I'm answering the question above by saying I would get my own place without my mum having a key as well by having her trust and faith in me, not hard to work out :)

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cmac86 23

your profile picture is surprisingly appropriate for a previous FML where the guy was studying to become a vet.

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DocBastard 38

Kick her out, change the locks, and get a security system. Oh, and get a dog. A big, mean, vicious dog. One that only attacks crazy mothers.

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Virtual_BS 13

I thought they bred dogs to attack Anonymous?

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ZombieInConverse 13

overprotective, much?

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BlissfulLiss 18

At least she cares about your well being...in a creepy, stalkerish overbearing sort of way..

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blvcklvnd69 14

i dont get why they rant they used to be just like this. We need to live a little.

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IStoleTheCookies 16

Well now she's there, she may as well do your washing :D

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BlueFlatts 20

Because she probably invited herself to stay the night, if not the rest of the week. You might as well get something out of it.

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NagainaFier 16

Not to mention cooking! Mmm, homemade food, yes please.

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Bcfrmkc816 17

If I said such a statement I'd get warned or blocked. And no I don't want either.

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archos58 10

Move. A parent that crazy will not change. Put a few states in between you.

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wonders8 3

She will probably fly down to visit OP randomly too

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