Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom scolded me and threatened to ground me for coming home past midnight. Normally, it wouldn't be unreasonable, except for the fact that I'm 24 years-old, and that my parents live with me, in my own house. FML
Today, I was woken up at 11:30 am by my mother standing over my bed, screaming at me. I'm 30 years-old, married, and do not live with her. She broke into my house because I didn't answer my phone, because I'm sick and on prescription sleep meds. WTF? FML
Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home at 1am this morning from a friend's birthday party. I'm 30 years old. FML
Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and told me to leave the house because "I've been mooching off her for too long". I'm 14 and now am sleeping at my friends house. FML
Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML
Today, I found my mother wandering the halls of my fraternity unescorted and asked why she was here, she told me she was concerned when I didn't pick up my phone for two days. She then informed me that she had also moved to the same city I live in. My mother moved over 600 miles to stalk me. FML
Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML
Today, my mom barged into my room at three in the morning, demanding to know where I'd been. I'd been in my room sleeping since ten o'clock. In that time she had called the police, all of my friends, and my ex-boyfriend, asking if I was with them. FML
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Top comments
ItsAnanya 25
OP, you need to have a nice little chat with your mom about this. And maybe better house security. I would invest in some good locks if I were you.
DocBastard 40
Kick her out, change the locks, and get a security system. Oh, and get a dog. A big, mean, vicious dog. One that only attacks crazy mothers.
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Comments (85)
ItsAnanya 25
OP, you need to have a nice little chat with your mom about this. And maybe better house security. I would invest in some good locks if I were you.
Damian95 16
That sounds like the beginning of a horror movie. Id invest in better security too.
Soloman212 28
Or a bad porno. Or a REALLY good porno.
RedPillSucks 33
no good porno involves anything with your mother
uoeno_fml 20
Unless you're into that Oedipus stuff
strike2867 13
I don't think you've ever talked to an irrational mother.
Wizardo 34
Send her home... to her *care* home, sounds like she's a few years late in being admitted.
thatkidhesh 11
I'd like to know how you managed to get a place without having to give your mom a key.
Wizardo 34
Well I haven't since I'm still 17 and if I did, it will be in a city called Trust next to the River Faith :)
thatkidhesh 11
you sure do have a way with words for a 17yr old muggle
CelticSkye 13
To #28 - What in the hell are you talking about??
Wizardo 34
#59, I'm answering the question above by saying I would get my own place without my mum having a key as well by having her trust and faith in me, not hard to work out :)
superalubba 13
It's time to change your locks..
cmac86 24
your profile picture is surprisingly appropriate for a previous FML where the guy was studying to become a vet.
DocBastard 40
Kick her out, change the locks, and get a security system. Oh, and get a dog. A big, mean, vicious dog. One that only attacks crazy mothers.
Virtual_BS 13
I thought they bred dogs to attack Anonymous?
ZombieInConverse 13
overprotective, much?
BlissfulLiss 18
At least she cares about your well being...in a creepy, stalkerish overbearing sort of way..
blvcklvnd69 14
i dont get why they rant they used to be just like this. We need to live a little.
IStoleTheCookies 16
Well now she's there, she may as well do your washing :D
BlueFlatts 20
Because she probably invited herself to stay the night, if not the rest of the week. You might as well get something out of it.
NagainaFier 16
Not to mention cooking! Mmm, homemade food, yes please.
Bcfrmkc816 17
If I said such a statement I'd get warned or blocked. And no I don't want either.
asparagus12 21
Perhaps she ran out of her meds....
archos58 10
Move. A parent that crazy will not change. Put a few states in between you.
Zomg_Okay 27
Yeah, like that'll stop her.
wonders8 3
She will probably fly down to visit OP randomly too