About Gatorclay97
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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Gandhi

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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    24%
  • A new thumb

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Gatorclay97's favorite FMLs

This Guy Tricked The Cops Into Ticketing A Car Made Of Snow And The Note They Left Speaks For All Of Us

Some people see snow as an obstacle. Others, like this Montreal man, see it as raw material for art. That’s what compelled him to sculpt this car entirely of snow, which turned out to be so convincing, he even fooled the cops!

By Nina - / Monday 22 January 2018 17:30 / France - Paris
By MeBroken - / Thursday 6 April 2017 06:00 / United States - Alden
By Anonymous - / Friday 29 April 2016 09:17 / New Zealand

Today, I found a bowl of green beans just sitting in my microwave. The only person in my life who ever eats green beans is my psycho ex-girlfriend. She moved out three months ago. FML

By now afraid... / Sunday 3 April 2016 17:28 / United States - Bloomington
By emi - / Sunday 3 April 2016 17:18 / United States - Oklahoma City