Today, after 2 years together, my boyfriend finally proposed. I excitedly said yes. Just as we began to kiss, my half crazed cat ran in, dropped a half eaten bird at our feet, and promptly threw up on the carpet. FML
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Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML
Today, I was showing my new boyfriend around my apartment. Everything was going great until my cat decided to make his grand entrance by vomiting directly on the rug in front of him. My boyfriend paused, then said, “Well, at least he’s honest about his feelings.” FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house with his family. A kitten walked over to me with an engagement ring tied to its collar, along with a note that said "Marry Me?" I got super excited, only to find out that it was for his brother's girlfriend of 10 months, not me. We've been together 4 years. FML
Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML
Today, my future husband presented me with an engagement ring he had had engraved with the pet name he calls his cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an early wedding present. I opened the box and inside was the most adorable cat I've ever seen! It got scared, jumped out, clawed my face and pissed everywhere. My wedding is tomorrow and I look like Frankenstein's bride. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML
Today, my fiancé has decided to become my cat's personal trainer. This includes talking to the cat, attempting to motivate him to run up and down the stairs and telling the cat to call him "Coach Daddy". I now have a crazy fiancé and a very angry cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years finally proposed to me at the park we first met in. As I was about to say yes, a huge fly flew straight into my mouth. I ruined the moment by choking on it and eventually spitting it out on him. I think he's rethinking the proposal. FML
Today, exactly two years to the date when I thought my dream had came true when my partner surprised me with a kitten. Except two weeks later we had to give him away because my partner was too anxious about the cat destroying any of his stuff. I'm still heartbroken. FML
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beastin34 0
early wedding gift
forthepainx3 0
aw, how romantic
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Comments (153)
glitter354 0
This should have been the first task on his honey-do list.
glitter354 0
---Cleaning up your cats present and vomit that is.
aardvarkish 17
Get that shit bronzed! What a once-in-a-lifetime story!
PeteyPablo12308 20
How sweet. The cat was giving you an engagement gift.
alwa7sh 2
He should have proposed by having the cat puke the ring out so you can see, feel and smell the ring!
princessjasmine2_fml 0
That's hilarious. On my sister's wedding day, she was really nervous and accidentally ran over her cat :o
soiheardyoufaile 4
well you certainly won't forget that! :) something to tell the kids ;D xD
Jonkbaby 23
threesome
AwkwardPartyBear 24
i think the cat is against having doves or any type of bird at the wedding and is trying to tell u sumthin 0_0
kiwigail 0
well at least it'll be an interesting story to tell..
talktomandybaby 8
true very true
TheOtherNewest1 6
"Today, I got engaged to be married. FML." .......................... Well, actually...yeah, okay.