Animals: Today, after 2 years together, my boyfriend finally proposed....

By birdguts - 31/01/2011 02:34 - United Kingdom

Today, after 2 years together, my boyfriend finally proposed. I excitedly said yes. Just as we began to kiss, my half crazed cat ran in, dropped a half eaten bird at our feet, and promptly threw up on the carpet. FML

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By -bird-poop- - 10/10/2009 12:52 - Germany

Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML

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By Still No Ring - 15/06/2016 21:49 - United States - Lisbon

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house with his family. A kitten walked over to me with an engagement ring tied to its collar, along with a note that said "Marry Me?" I got super excited, only to find out that it was for his brother's girlfriend of 10 months, not me. We've been together 4 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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By purrfect :/ - 07/07/2016 22:34

Today, my future husband presented me with an engagement ring he had had engraved with the pet name he calls his cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2009 13:36 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend gave me an early wedding present. I opened the box and inside was the most adorable cat I've ever seen! It got scared, jumped out, clawed my face and pissed everywhere. My wedding is tomorrow and I look like Frankenstein's bride. FML

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By ollie_ollivia - 11/07/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML

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By oh.geez - 05/02/2012 08:00 - United States

Today, my fiancé has decided to become my cat's personal trainer. This includes talking to the cat, attempting to motivate him to run up and down the stairs and telling the cat to call him "Coach Daddy". I now have a crazy fiancé and a very angry cat. FML

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YES!

By spitball101 - 12/01/2014 05:26 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years finally proposed to me at the park we first met in. As I was about to say yes, a huge fly flew straight into my mouth. I ruined the moment by choking on it and eventually spitting it out on him. I think he's rethinking the proposal. FML

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Time doesn't always heal

By Anonymous - 03/10/2022 09:30 - Israel - Ramat Gan

Today, exactly two years to the date when I thought my dream had came true when my partner surprised me with a kitten. Except two weeks later we had to give him away because my partner was too anxious about the cat destroying any of his stuff. I'm still heartbroken. FML

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By Noname - 12/03/2009 22:08 - United States

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML

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beastin34 0

Monday 31 January 2011 9:06

early wedding gift

forthepainx3 0

Monday 31 January 2011 9:00

aw, how romantic

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glitter354 0

Monday 31 January 2011 10:03

This should have been the first task on his honey-do list.

glitter354 0

Monday 31 January 2011 10:05

---Cleaning up your cats present and vomit that is.

aardvarkish 15

Monday 31 January 2011 10:09

Get that shit bronzed! What a once-in-a-lifetime story!

PeteyPablo12308 20

Monday 31 January 2011 10:09

How sweet. The cat was giving you an engagement gift.

alwa7sh 2

Monday 31 January 2011 10:27

He should have proposed by having the cat puke the ring out so you can see, feel and smell the ring!

princessjasmine2_fml 0

Monday 31 January 2011 10:51

That's hilarious. On my sister's wedding day, she was really nervous and accidentally ran over her cat :o

soiheardyoufaile 4

Monday 31 January 2011 10:52

well you certainly won't forget that! :) something to tell the kids ;D xD

Jonkbaby 22

Monday 31 January 2011 10:56

threesome

AwkwardPartyBear 24

Monday 31 January 2011 11:38

i think the cat is against having doves or any type of bird at the wedding and is trying to tell u sumthin 0_0

kiwigail 0

Monday 31 January 2011 11:50

well at least it'll be an interesting story to tell..

talktomandybaby 8

Monday 31 January 2011 15:23

true very true

TheOtherNewest1 6

Monday 31 January 2011 12:02

"Today, I got engaged to be married. FML." .......................... Well, actually...yeah, okay.

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