Today, I was trying to help a very slow-witted client over the phone. After a while, I realised he was just delaying while pleasuring himself to the sound of my voice. FML
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Mpsteve13
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don't have phone sex, you'll get hearing aids boys and girls
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Doortje
| 28
If you were pleased with our service, press 1.
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dayve
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oh geez
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RiskiBusiness
| 1
oh my lol
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RiskiBusiness
| 1
oh my lol
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I_iz_B_a_troll
| 23
"Uhhh hello.... I need service... Trouble with my thingy... Very hard.... Say that again? Ohhh yeahhhh... keep going... keep going... again... yeahhh... mkay think I got it... now, you've been a... big help!.... I think I may need to call again later on tonight.... thanks..."
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Bobissmall
| 13
See, unless 19 is right, how the fuck do you know what he's doing?
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trooper250
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31, it ain't that hard to put two and two together...
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WhatTheFuq
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22?
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TXjuggalo972
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no it's 4 2+2=4 god
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MrBond007_fml
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you mean jiz
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rkcxenocide
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LOLOL WIN.
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marialittlemonst
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Grosss!
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WOW_BS
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Are you talking about your picture?
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davidjr_saldana
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low blow
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Sathian
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That's hot. Ask him where he lives and help him with it!
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acmilan721
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agreed!
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RedPanda900
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yes!
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summerkingsley
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what the hell? that's fucking gross..
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elemont
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you now have to do this!
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Mpsteve13
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don't have phone sex, you'll get hearing aids boys and girls
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mycookiezz
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lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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acccccccc
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hahahaahah
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BWill9014
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lol nice
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WOW_BS
| 0
Ha I get it ;)
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lukethe
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lolol!! so gonna use that x)
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un_nomable
| 6
I smell a lonely individual
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WOW_BS
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That's just my wiener and yes, he's a bit lonely.
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ReinaJay
| 13
Ooh that really sucks! Try to look on the bright side, at least people think you have a sexy voice!
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Cali_Queen
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haha lol true!
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nrs132
| 4
Yea, take it as a compliment :)
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mea_iloveskiing
| 26
So you helped him indeed :D
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thelastavailable
| 13
How exactly did you realise that he was doing "the deed"?
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traze
| 7
Wow, your voice is that sexy? be happy or not.
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traze
| 7
Wow, your voice is that sexy? be happy or not.
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macskapingvin
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As opposed to the taste of your voice? The sight of your voice? The smell of your voice?
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tbwrb
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Ok, so you claim to be from England. This means that you've heard the phrase "sound of my voice" before. Evidently you are just a complete muppet that needs to be put down. I'm guessing your knuckles haven't quite scabbed over from your walk to the end of your street. Quit trying to be a smart arse and maybe learn something about yourself.
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Sirin_fml
| 46
Tbwrb, lrn2 sarcasm, please.
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tbwrb
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the guy was being a muppet. also text talk, idiot.
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Sirin_fml
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No, you're the one being a muppet and a twit. Chill out, now.
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tbwrb
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so one for us one for you?
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docscientist
| 9
A little asinine.
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Taekwondude
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The FEEL of your voice?
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IHeartJimi02
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I understand what you're saying Mac. OP shouldn't have put "the sound of my voice."
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BeastNerd
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And I understand you were trying to point out the obvious. (:
Just kidding =3.
Just kidding =3.
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IHeartJimi02
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I was directing it towards 56
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IHeartJimi02
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57*