Intimacy: Today, I was trying to help a very slow-witted client over the...

By Milly - 30/01/2011 19:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I was trying to help a very slow-witted client over the phone. After a while, I realised he was just delaying while pleasuring himself to the sound of my voice. FML

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Mpsteve13 7

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Monday 31 January 2011 0:12

don't have phone sex, you'll get hearing aids boys and girls

Doortje 29

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Monday 31 January 2011 0:26

If you were pleased with our service, press 1.

dayve 0

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Monday 31 January 2011 0:04

oh geez

RiskiBusiness 1

Monday 31 January 2011 0:11

oh my lol

RiskiBusiness 1

Monday 31 January 2011 0:13

oh my lol

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

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Monday 31 January 2011 0:31

"Uhhh hello.... I need service... Trouble with my thingy... Very hard.... Say that again? Ohhh yeahhhh... keep going... keep going... again... yeahhh... mkay think I got it... now, you've been a... big help!.... I think I may need to call again later on tonight.... thanks..."

Bobissmall 13

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Monday 31 January 2011 1:09

See, unless 19 is right, how the fuck do you know what he's doing?

trooper250 0

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Monday 31 January 2011 3:27

31, it ain't that hard to put two and two together...

WhatTheFuq 0

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Monday 31 January 2011 3:49

22?

TXjuggalo972 6

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Monday 31 January 2011 5:10

no it's 4 2+2=4 god

MrBond007_fml 6

Monday 31 January 2011 7:12

you mean jiz

rkcxenocide 0

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Tuesday 1 February 2011 6:05

LOLOL WIN.

marialittlemonst 0

Monday 31 January 2011 0:05

Grosss!

WOW_BS 0

Monday 31 January 2011 8:49

Are you talking about your picture?

davidjr_saldana 0

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Monday 31 January 2011 10:20

low blow

Sathian 0

Monday 31 January 2011 0:11

That's hot. Ask him where he lives and help him with it!

acmilan721 4

Monday 31 January 2011 6:01

agreed!

RedPanda900 0

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Monday 31 January 2011 6:21

yes!

summerkingsley 0

Monday 31 January 2011 7:09

what the hell? that's fucking gross..

elemont 0

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Monday 31 January 2011 7:09

you now have to do this!

Mpsteve13 7

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Monday 31 January 2011 0:12

don't have phone sex, you'll get hearing aids boys and girls

mycookiezz 0

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Monday 31 January 2011 0:47

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

acccccccc 1

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Monday 31 January 2011 1:24

hahahaahah

BWill9014 4

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Monday 31 January 2011 7:41

lol nice

WOW_BS 0

Monday 31 January 2011 8:53

Ha I get it ;)

lukethe 0

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Monday 31 January 2011 12:59

lolol!! so gonna use that x)

un_nomable 6

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Monday 31 January 2011 0:12

I smell a lonely individual

WOW_BS 0

Monday 31 January 2011 8:54

That's just my wiener and yes, he's a bit lonely.

ReinaJay 13

Monday 31 January 2011 0:16

Ooh that really sucks! Try to look on the bright side, at least people think you have a sexy voice!

Cali_Queen 0

Monday 31 January 2011 1:38

haha lol true!

nrs132 4

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Monday 31 January 2011 12:24

Yea, take it as a compliment :)

mea_iloveskiing 26

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Monday 31 January 2011 0:23

So you helped him indeed :D

thelastavailable 13

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Monday 31 January 2011 0:23

How exactly did you realise that he was doing "the deed"?

traze 7

Monday 31 January 2011 0:25

Wow, your voice is that sexy? be happy or not.

traze 7

Monday 31 January 2011 0:24

Wow, your voice is that sexy? be happy or not.

macskapingvin 0

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Monday 31 January 2011 0:24

As opposed to the taste of your voice? The sight of your voice? The smell of your voice?

tbwrb 0

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Monday 31 January 2011 0:29

Ok, so you claim to be from England. This means that you've heard the phrase "sound of my voice" before. Evidently you are just a complete muppet that needs to be put down. I'm guessing your knuckles haven't quite scabbed over from your walk to the end of your street. Quit trying to be a smart arse and maybe learn something about yourself.