FML : Today, I was trying to help a very slow-witted client over the phone. After a while, I realised he was just delaying while pleasuring himself to the sound...

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Today, I was trying to help a very slow-witted client over the phone. After a while, I realised he was just delaying while pleasuring himself to the sound of my voice. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Milly - / Sunday 30 January 2011 19:25 / United Kingdom

Intimacy

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By Mpsteve13 | 7

#2026963 - Monday 31 January 2011 0:12

don't have phone sex, you'll get hearing aids boys and girls

By Doortje | 28

#2027010 - Monday 31 January 2011 0:26

If you were pleased with our service, press 1.

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By dayve | 0

#2026946 - Monday 31 January 2011 0:04

oh geez

RiskiBusiness | 0

#2026957 - Monday 31 January 2011 0:11

oh my lol

RiskiBusiness | 0

#2026968 - Monday 31 January 2011 0:13

oh my lol

I_iz_B_a_troll | 23

#2027026 - Monday 31 January 2011 0:31

"Uhhh hello.... I need service... Trouble with my thingy... Very hard.... Say that again? Ohhh yeahhhh... keep going... keep going... again... yeahhh... mkay think I got it... now, you've been a... big help!.... I think I may need to call again later on tonight.... thanks..."

Bobissmall | 13

#2027138 - Monday 31 January 2011 1:09

See, unless 19 is right, how the fuck do you know what he's doing?

trooper250 | 0

#2027500 - Monday 31 January 2011 3:27

31, it ain't that hard to put two and two together...

WhatTheFuq | 0

#2027558 - Monday 31 January 2011 3:49

22?

TXjuggalo972 | 6

#2027738 - Monday 31 January 2011 5:10

no it's 4 2+2=4 god

MrBond007_fml | 6

#2028001 - Monday 31 January 2011 7:12

you mean jiz

rkcxenocide | 0

#2031476 - Tuesday 1 February 2011 6:05

LOLOL WIN.

By marialittlemonst | 0

#2026948 - Monday 31 January 2011 0:05

Grosss!

WOW_BS | 0

#2028205 - Monday 31 January 2011 8:49

Are you talking about your picture?

davidjr_saldana | 0

#2028553 - Monday 31 January 2011 10:20

low blow

By Sathian | 0

#2026959 - Monday 31 January 2011 0:11

That's hot. Ask him where he lives and help him with it!

acmilan721 | 4

#2027855 - Monday 31 January 2011 6:01

agreed!

RedPanda900 | 0

#2027896 - Monday 31 January 2011 6:21

yes!

summerkingsley | 0

#2027986 - Monday 31 January 2011 7:09

what the hell? that's fucking gross..

elemont | 0

#2027988 - Monday 31 January 2011 7:09

you now have to do this!

By Mpsteve13 | 7

#2026963 - Monday 31 January 2011 0:12

don't have phone sex, you'll get hearing aids boys and girls

mycookiezz | 0

#2027074 - Monday 31 January 2011 0:47

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

acccccccc | 1

#2027192 - Monday 31 January 2011 1:24

hahahaahah

BWill9014 | 4

#2028075 - Monday 31 January 2011 7:41

lol nice

WOW_BS | 0

#2028212 - Monday 31 January 2011 8:53

Ha I get it ;)

lukethe | 0

#2028923 - Monday 31 January 2011 12:59

lolol!! so gonna use that x)

By un_nomable | 6

#2026965 - Monday 31 January 2011 0:12

I smell a lonely individual

WOW_BS | 0

#2028220 - Monday 31 January 2011 8:54

That's just my wiener and yes, he's a bit lonely.

By ReinaJay | 13

#2026980 - Monday 31 January 2011 0:16

Ooh that really sucks! Try to look on the bright side, at least people think you have a sexy voice!

Cali_Queen | 0

#2027226 - Monday 31 January 2011 1:38

haha lol true!

nrs132 | 4

#2028849 - Monday 31 January 2011 12:24

Yea, take it as a compliment :)

By mea_iloveskiing | 26

#2026996 - Monday 31 January 2011 0:23

So you helped him indeed :D

By thelastavailable | 13

#2026999 - Monday 31 January 2011 0:23

How exactly did you realise that he was doing "the deed"?

traze | 7

#2027004 - Monday 31 January 2011 0:25

Wow, your voice is that sexy? be happy or not.

By traze | 7

#2027000 - Monday 31 January 2011 0:24

Wow, your voice is that sexy? be happy or not.

By macskapingvin | 0

#2027002 - Monday 31 January 2011 0:24

As opposed to the taste of your voice? The sight of your voice? The smell of your voice?

tbwrb | 0

#2027020 - Monday 31 January 2011 0:29

Ok, so you claim to be from England. This means that you've heard the phrase "sound of my voice" before. Evidently you are just a complete muppet that needs to be put down. I'm guessing your knuckles haven't quite scabbed over from your walk to the end of your street. Quit trying to be a smart arse and maybe learn something about yourself.