By insert pussy pun, hurr durr - 29/06/2016 17:34 - United States - Hopkinsville

Today, my boyfriend got irrationally pissed at me because his cat decided to sit on my lap instead of his. FML
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Tripartita 44
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Yes, keep the puns coming, folks. At this rate, we might be able to influence the Google search results of people looking for porn. Just think of how confused and disappointed they'll be.

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Calingaladha 21
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He's just feline sorry for himself...

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LARC_UoGuelph 8
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You got pussy magnetism. He doesn't.

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Calingaladha 21
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He's just feline sorry for himself...

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TMO2142 25

BEST PUN I HAVE EVER SEEN

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sirdannyboy1 20
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tell him to stop being a pussy

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Tripartita 44
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Yes, keep the puns coming, folks. At this rate, we might be able to influence the Google search results of people looking for porn. Just think of how confused and disappointed they'll be.

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krazy789 28
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i approve this message

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vOIDmASS 13
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Down vote, down vote, and oh hey, look, down vote!

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PackardBell_fml 19
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Why are you counting your comment's downvotes?

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Bunnyluver 20
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I guess they want to see how many done votes they can receive, if best comment is off the table.

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hkhan24 23
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Insert? Pussy? You're just asking for pussy puns handing out material like that, you can't expect people to not use such comedy gold.

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vOIDmASS 13
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Take it easy on him, his dad may have just died.

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pandaxpress 19
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How in the world did you come to that conclusion? the only thing OP's BF is going through is jealousy.

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Tripartita 44
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It's an allusion to the FML below, #11.

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Bunnyluver 20
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I think you make an excellent point, but maybe a bit too specific about the dad part.

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potatocouch 16
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Such a shame, the pussy puns are starting to become like the shitty situation puns.

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Lalala579121 27
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What a shitty situation that is.

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Ellie Rogers 9
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I wouldn't take it too personally. Usually, when someone gets irrationally angry over something it's because something a lot bigger is bothering them. Kindly let him know that it wasn't right to snap at you and ask if there is something else eating at him.

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