Animals: Today, after 2 years together, my boyfriend finally proposed....

By birdguts - 31/01/2011 02:34 - United Kingdom

Today, after 2 years together, my boyfriend finally proposed. I excitedly said yes. Just as we began to kiss, my half crazed cat ran in, dropped a half eaten bird at our feet, and promptly threw up on the carpet. FML

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By spitball101 - 12/01/2014 05:26 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years finally proposed to me at the park we first met in. As I was about to say yes, a huge fly flew straight into my mouth. I ruined the moment by choking on it and eventually spitting it out on him. I think he's rethinking the proposal. FML

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Timing is everything

By -bird-poop- - 10/10/2009 12:52 - Germany

Today, I finally plucked up the courage to propose to my girlfriend of 7 months. I took her out to the park where we had our first kiss, I got down on one knee, and before I could say, "Will you marry me?" a bird shat on my head. FML

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The proposal

By Still No Ring - 15/06/2016 21:49 - United States - Lisbon

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house with his family. A kitten walked over to me with an engagement ring tied to its collar, along with a note that said "Marry Me?" I got super excited, only to find out that it was for his brother's girlfriend of 10 months, not me. We've been together 4 years. FML

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You deserved it 1 517

By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 06:29 - Canada - Calgary

Today, at a restaurant, I happily watched as my boyfriend of three years got down on his knees and proposed to me. Before I could say yes and hug him, a girl flung herself at him, kissed him and shouted, "Yes!" With us still highly confused, she then ran away. FML

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You deserved it 3 916

By ollie_ollivia - 11/07/2009 23:11 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years proposed to me. Less than two minutes later, he decided he wasn't ready for the commitment. After I had already said yes. FML

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You deserved it 2 729

By maebyf - 31/08/2010 14:48 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years proposed to me. He brought me to our favorite restaurant and ordered expensive champagne. It was all very romantic, until he got on one knee and I farted out of surprise. Loudly. FML

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By neverdatingagain - 27/11/2016 22:07 - United States - Lake Oswego

Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML

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You deserved it 762

By Anonymous - 19/11/2009 13:36 - Sweden

Today, my boyfriend gave me an early wedding present. I opened the box and inside was the most adorable cat I've ever seen! It got scared, jumped out, clawed my face and pissed everywhere. My wedding is tomorrow and I look like Frankenstein's bride. FML

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Nervous

By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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You deserved it 711

By purrfect :/ - 07/07/2016 22:34

Today, my future husband presented me with an engagement ring he had had engraved with the pet name he calls his cat. FML

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You deserved it 1 068

beastin34 0

Monday 31 January 2011 9:06

early wedding gift

forthepainx3 0

Monday 31 January 2011 9:00

aw, how romantic

Comments

savy7093 9

Monday 31 January 2011 9:00

First!!! And your boyfriend proposed. Be happy about that :)

forthepainx3 0

Monday 31 January 2011 9:00

aw, how romantic

agm2010 0

Monday 31 January 2011 9:52

yup., really sets the mood.(;

babyale760 0

Monday 31 January 2011 9:57

good kitty. n_n

davidjr_saldana 0

Monday 31 January 2011 10:21

cats suck anus

alwa7sh 2

Monday 31 January 2011 10:25

You mean cats lick anus, dogs smell them.

ShadyFTW1 0

Monday 31 January 2011 12:52

^win

DenisV95 2

Monday 31 January 2011 14:59

ShadyFTW I lol'd at your description. :P

Perksofbeingawal 0

Monday 31 January 2011 15:04

Rub your cats nose in your poop. Revenge my friend, reveeeennngeee. >:) Jk. that's cruel :(

breakofdawn1 0

Monday 31 January 2011 15:19

35 sucks as much as your profile picture

shaannonwilding 0

Monday 31 January 2011 9:01

Ouch, unfortunate. FYL.

hedgerow 0

Monday 31 January 2011 12:00

YDI.. Kitty not want!

Autoshot 9

Wednesday 2 February 2011 6:53

It's a sign.

EmreArslan 11

Saturday 5 November 2011 14:34

How is this unfortunate? Its a nice cat, he brought u guys a present for the wedding and was first to be the witness ;) at least thank him by eating the bird at the wedding :)