By ish - 14/08/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "so, how about some break up lovin'?" FML
I agree, your life sucks 64 898
You deserved it 9 277

Same thing different taste

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"How about some 'break up you-getting-kicked-in-the-balls?'"

NonchalantSavant 0

You left out the most important part: Who won the game?


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NonchalantSavant 0

You left out the most important part: Who won the game?

abscured 0

U beat all of us,U win this game my man

ydi it for dating douchebags, AND for sitting through the game in tears anyway

StingMunFizzy 0

yeah you did kinda make him that way. dude, he broke up with you. why would you even go to the game? you should have just slapped him and left. duhhh

Bucinka 5

@52: If she's in Maryland, it might have been an Orioles game, in which case the most likely answer is: The other guys. PS: Yes, he's a giant douche and deserves to never get laid again.

siahbean 1

bullshit weomen made men that way. most you guys w

I know this is an old fml. But 24788. You are quite good looking. Just saying.

Guys are dicks, is that really still surprising?

and girls are *******, and Kim Jong Il is an asshole

Bloodrush 0
OMGoriginality 0

If you are a member of the male faction, THUMBS UP #60. He is right damnit. Baseball is the best place to get married and break up, and when was break up sex ever a bad thing? I mean you guys could have hit it off and he would have thought about you in the next baseball game with the next chick he was breaking up with. Then he would really know what he was missing out on when she doesn't have break up sex with him.

she better have:) that's like good sex there

That it a fantastic word! No I'm serious, I love it, it's so fun to say. twonk twonk twonk twonk lol xD

nicole1123 0

lol. i love how a whole conversation starts just because one person used the word twonk =)

nicole1123 0

he really is a douche for messing with her, but she rele deserved it for letting him treat her like that. they're BOTH douchebags

What the **** is wrong with him!?!???

"How about some 'break up you-getting-kicked-in-the-balls?'"

YDI for still going to the game. Seriously, he just broke up with you and you still do what he asks? Someone is either very very desperate or you're just a sad person


ydi for going to the game with him after he breaks up with you and then you come on the website and complain for wanting sex

ohheykiwi 2

What a loser! Be happy he's out of your life.

Antivirus_fml 0

YDI for having a douchbag boyfriend & being a douchbag yourself for still going to the game with him after the breakup.

Trooth 13

They probably went in the same car making it impossible for her to just leave unless she took like a taxi or something... But yeah your ex is a complete idiot

GR3453m0nk3y 4

yeah i dont see why people break up with their bf/gf while not at their home isnt it a little awkward to break up with someone and them drive them all the way home!?!?!?!?!?! dumbasses

nicole1123 0

apparently not if he wanted her to stay at the game and then asked for sex afterwards...