By ish - 14/08/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "so, how about some break up lovin'?" FML
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redbluegreen 40
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"How about some 'break up you-getting-kicked-in-the-balls?'"

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NonchalantSavant 0

You left out the most important part: Who won the game?

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NonchalantSavant 0

You left out the most important part: Who won the game?

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abscured 0

U beat all of us,U win this game my man

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littlegolferboy 4
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You just lost the game.

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HahaYDI 0

I lost the game.

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youreanidiot 0
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ydi it for dating douchebags, AND for sitting through the game in tears anyway

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StingMunFizzy 0

Oh god amy don't be a slut.

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crazieeli 0
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yeah you did kinda make him that way. dude, he broke up with you. why would you even go to the game? you should have just slapped him and left. duhhh

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dx169 0
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So, how bout it?

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Bucinka 5

@52: If she's in Maryland, it might have been an Orioles game, in which case the most likely answer is: The other guys. PS: Yes, he's a giant douche and deserves to never get laid again.

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Cambo9000 0
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#2are you a dude or a chick?

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joqez 0
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fist him, in his face

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siahbean 1

bullshit weomen made men that way. most you guys w

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klm2purple 18
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Crap! I lost the game!

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hottay7164 18
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I know this is an old fml. But 24788. You are quite good looking. Just saying.

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caancoha 0
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Guys are dicks, is that really still surprising?

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rick_james_b17ch 0
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and girls are pussies, and Kim Jong Il is an asshole

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Bloodrush 0

well played 60 well played

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OMGoriginality 0

If you are a member of the male faction, THUMBS UP #60. He is right damnit. Baseball is the best place to get married and break up, and when was break up sex ever a bad thing? I mean you guys could have hit it off and he would have thought about you in the next baseball game with the next chick he was breaking up with. Then he would really know what he was missing out on when she doesn't have break up sex with him.

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Amissa 0
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she better have:) that's like good sex there

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Justine94_x 31
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You people are stupid.

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AndrewWeschke 9
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Way to be optimistic!

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manxalicious 0
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some men are twonks. sorry OP :(

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Nonamerequired 0
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A man apparently.

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AAAAHHHH12 2

What a twonk.

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CFR 0
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That it a fantastic word! No I'm serious, I love it, it's so fun to say. twonk twonk twonk twonk lol xD

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nicole1123 0

lol. i love how a whole conversation starts just because one person used the word twonk =)

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teehee520 0
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Wow... what a douche. FYL

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nicole1123 0

he really is a douche for messing with her, but she rele deserved it for letting him treat her like that. they're BOTH douchebags

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I_HAVE_A_BIG_DIC 0

omg 1st

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ohheykiwi 2

Fail.

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Pastor_Rich 0

what a dick!

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galt 13
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What the fuck is wrong with him!?!???

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redbluegreen 40
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"How about some 'break up you-getting-kicked-in-the-balls?'"

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genius_man16 0
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YDI for still going to the game. Seriously, he just broke up with you and you still do what he asks? Someone is either very very desperate or you're just a sad person

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I_HAVE_A_BIG_DIC 0

ydi for going to the game with him after he breaks up with you and then you come on the website and complain for wanting sex

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ohheykiwi 2

What a loser! Be happy he's out of your life.

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Antivirus_fml 0

YDI for having a douchbag boyfriend & being a douchbag yourself for still going to the game with him after the breakup.

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Trooth 13

They probably went in the same car making it impossible for her to just leave unless she took like a taxi or something... But yeah your ex is a complete idiot

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GR3453m0nk3y 4

yeah i dont see why people break up with their bf/gf while not at their home isnt it a little awkward to break up with someone and them drive them all the way home!?!?!?!?!?! dumbasses

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nicole1123 0

apparently not if he wanted her to stay at the game and then asked for sex afterwards...

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