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By Anonymous / Sunday 9 December 2012 16:29 / United States
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You couldn't stop your child? I'd never let my daughter take any sort of candy from a stranger. I would have said no, given a reason and distracted my daughter with something else.

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Op how much of a pansy are you that you got pushed aside by a small child? YDI . FMl for you little girl for having a weakling as a parent

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R.I.P. Chubbybunny FML Life: ?-2012 She was a funny, witty, pretty young lady who saved many commenters from death. She will remembered as the one who took a shit for the team. EDIT: I mean shot* for the team.

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So I'm the fool.. little do you know I learned from master Matka Kordai the original jedi.. You sure you want to do this.

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*Uses jedi mind trick and send them away* We shall fight someday. Wether we are on same side or not depends on you. There is a mysterious force looming about..

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114) Say what!? I don't remember giving birth! All this pot is giving me short term memory. Oh well. What shall we call him/her?

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Not sure about anyone else, but I had a mini movie playing in my head while reading those about a cute deadly puppy and a penguin. I think I may need to be medicated after that, mindblown..

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Sargent: They're sending in bird commentors.. Shall I rally the snipers and jets? Me: Yes, take no prisoners. Send a ground force to directly attack.

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Squeaky: My spies tell me that they have Sirinz on their and are contacting old elites. Me: No matter, we have alan and the original jedi council. Little do they know I have most of the old elites on my side. This war will leave noone and no area untouched.

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Third in command puppy: Word is Penguin is going to kimino and they're retreating to middle earth. Me: Proceed inblowing up kimino with the death star. Do not let our forces in middle earth. The force tells me there is something there.

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*goes to the forbidden area of space to the planet of the force* *learns the secret of the force and becomes a super jedi* Squeaky: Hmm the death star no longer replies. Send the forces. *spy arrives* spy: The enemy is 6 million strong. I'd suggest you send the 6th division 8 million strong.

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I almost want to make the first comment "first" just to see what hilarious story sirin would change it too. it would make me look like I made fun of myself a shit ton, but I make fun of myself all the time, so honestly, it would probably be more funny than insulting, but anyone who makes first comment say "first" does honestly deserve it.

You couldn't stop your child? I'd never let my daughter take any sort of candy from a stranger. I would have said no, given a reason and distracted my daughter with something else.

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I agree, it shouldn't be that hard to stop a 4 year old child from taking a "candy" from a stranger. And the fact that your 4 year old managed to push you aside and take it without you stopping her just blows me away.

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My daughter would always ask first she would never just take without permission & she would say please and Thankyou, not just shove me out of the way, take it & eat it, and my daughters 3.

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I completely agree with all of you. I mean how fast did that child take and swollow the "chocolate" that there was no time for the mother to stop her?? I'm also quite surprised how this child seems to lack any form of displicine. When I was little I would never take anything without asking my mother first and I wouldn't act like a rabid dog that hasn't eaten in days, but thank the person kindly and eat the gift later Oo So op, for the sake of your child: - Train your reflexes. You wil

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@ #141: That's one of the joys of being a parents. You are ALWAYS responsible for your child's actions, because your child is still growing and learning about the world around them. And it's up to you to make sure they don't run into traffic, or fall into a pool, or get kidnapped, or eat potentially-dangerous food from a complete stranger. Because they might not understand that their actions have consequences, but the parent should. Personally I don't understand how a small child COULD push a

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"No, you can't have any of that candy. You know why? That candy will make you FUCKING SHIT EVERYWHERE." *pimp slaps old lady and daughter*

By  jdmur

That's what your daughter gets for being so aggressive. I bet she's suffering more than you!

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I think it depends on the parents. I know of some parents that don't start potty training till 4 years.

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How much do you weigh, twenty pounds? How does a four year old 'push you aside'? That's some awful parenting right there, well deserved!

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8 - My four-year-old cousin is very strong for his age. He's capable of knocking me down. Mind you, I'm only 100 pounds, so it's really not too hard, but still. It's not impossible for OP's daughter to push her over.

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Someone gets on a plane that crashes and burns to ashes, and the guy that has a strong daughter has a bad life! Nice.

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