RuCheezBurger

About Rucheezburger

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Rucheezburger's FML badges

Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

72%
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in

0%
My diary is a collector's item
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

1%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

1%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

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The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

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Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

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Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

11%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

2%
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

4%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

21%
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

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I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Rucheezburger's favorite FMLs

Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Wednesday 6 July 2011 23:38 / United States

Today, I found out that there's something my new wife hates more than spiders. Black people. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By WellShit - / Friday 4 January 2013 02:19 / United States - New Richland

Dad, no, enough!

Today, I had to download a parental block so my dad would stop watching porn on my laptop. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Tooyoungforthis - / Friday 4 January 2013 00:34 / United States - Arvada

Today, a senile old lady came up to me and offered me chocolate. I noticed that it was ex-lax, so I politely told her no. My 4-year-old daughter pushed me aside and ate the ex-lax, because she thought it was candy. I now have a stinky child on a 3 hour bus ride, with no stops. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it