FML : Kids Say the Darndest Things

Kids Say the Darndest Things

Today, I went grocery shopping with my 4-year-old after having some major bathroom issues. As I walked over to get bananas, she yelled out in the middle of the produce section, "DO YOU STILL HAVE DIARRHEA MOMMY?!" FML

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By Lolabunny - / Tuesday 21 August 2018 04:00 / United States - Anaheim

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By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7680192 - Tuesday 21 August 2018 14:40

"NOT ANY MORE! Someone better mop that up."

By RichardPencil | 27

#7680162 - Tuesday 21 August 2018 13:39

Is that because bananas are “nature’s butt plugs?”

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By Lennie Mcfish | 10

#7680158 - Tuesday 21 August 2018 13:33

Talk about a shitty situation

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7680159 - Tuesday 21 August 2018 13:36

Aw! At least she was concerned about you and now you have a funny memory to share/blackmail with her when she gets older.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7680162 - Tuesday 21 August 2018 13:39

Is that because bananas are “nature’s butt plugs?”

By BurnInDemonFire | 26

#7680192 - Tuesday 21 August 2018 14:40

"NOT ANY MORE! Someone better mop that up."

By Ekh0es | 36

#7680316 - Tuesday 21 August 2018 19:03

Do you still have diarrhea though?

By Emma1562 | 33

#7680449 - Tuesday 21 August 2018 23:25

I LOVE CHILDREN SO MUCH! I guarantee that made someone else’s day so at least there’s that. You know you’d laugh if it happened to someone else.

By boopingsnoot | 23

#7680527 - Wednesday 22 August 2018 4:27

In ten years or so, she’s gonna turn just as red in the face when you tell this story to her prom date!

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