Kids Say the Darndest Things

By Lolabunny - 21/08/2018 04:00 - United States - Anaheim

Today, I went grocery shopping with my 4-year-old after having some major bathroom issues. As I walked over to get bananas, she yelled out in the middle of the produce section, "DO YOU STILL HAVE DIARRHEA MOMMY?!" FML
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BurnInDemonFire 32
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"NOT ANY MORE! Someone better mop that up."

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RichardPencil 30
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Is that because bananas are “nature’s butt plugs?”

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Lennie Mcfish 18
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Talk about a shitty situation

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Glowworm56 25
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Aw! At least she was concerned about you and now you have a funny memory to share/blackmail with her when she gets older.

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RichardPencil 30
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Is that because bananas are “nature’s butt plugs?”

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BurnInDemonFire 32
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"NOT ANY MORE! Someone better mop that up."

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Ekh0es 37
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Do you still have diarrhea though?

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Emma1562 35
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I LOVE CHILDREN SO MUCH! I guarantee that made someone else’s day so at least there’s that. You know you’d laugh if it happened to someone else.

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boopingsnoot 24
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In ten years or so, she’s gonna turn just as red in the face when you tell this story to her prom date!

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