Kids: Today, my 3-year-old daughter came along, pointing a finger at...

By ManchotDesAndes - 26/02/2015 07:35 - France - Bezons

Today, my 3-year-old daughter came along, pointing a finger at me. I pretended to eat it by putting it in my mouth. She then said to me with disgust, "Why are you eating my booger?" Ah, that explains the saltiness… FML

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alucard724 9

Friday 18 August 2017 6:15

look on the bright side now you know what boogers taste like

Danielle Roberts 9

Friday 5 June 2020 20:51

You’re lucky that’s all that it was

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alucard724 9

Friday 18 August 2017 6:15

look on the bright side now you know what boogers taste like

Danielle Roberts 9

Friday 5 June 2020 20:51

You’re lucky that’s all that it was

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