Toilet training

By Anonymous - 22/04/2012 17:12 - United States - Houston

Today, I came down with food poisoning of some sort. After hours of scrambling to the toilet to vomit and empty my bowels, my three-year-old daughter got fed up and is now trying to potty-train me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 345
You deserved it 2 769

Same thing different taste

Top comments

FlamingTacos 7

Tomorrow she'll be telling you how to do taxes.

skyeyez9 24


skyeyez9 24

"For the 10th time today!! She's really getting good at it!"

Take the help, it seems like you need it.

I really regret reading this while eating pumpkin risotto... There goes my appetite.

dethbunny 0

What the **** is pumpkin risotto? Wait, I'll google it...

FlamingTacos 7

Tomorrow she'll be telling you how to do taxes.

shagoon 2

20 - What is wrong with you? The girl is 3 years old for **** sake!

Your name and picture goes so well with the FML. One meal at taco bell and almost anyone will be following in OP's footsteps.

WeAreAHurricane 14

I initially read that as "tomorrow she'll be telling you how to do tacos" ....

This just made my day :) Sorry about the food poisoning though

Love it! [minus the sickness!]... at least you know she's paying attention to your potty training lessons! :o)

I'm 17 years old, 6ft 2" and I'll admit that's really cute xD

I'm 15, almost 16, about 6ft tall, my name is Kevin, my favorite color is yellow, and I think adding random facts about yourself is pretty stupid just to comment on something.

10 - Hi Kevin! It was to show that even though I'm mostly grown up, I can admit its cute. It has a point! I never liked's too damn happy.

Hey, adding extra info isn't so bad. I could be like, I am 6'5 and I have huge muscles. But damn, this is adorable!

kickuwithmyfist 1
kickuwithmyfist 1

No, just think it wasn't called for

14 - This is FML. What you get, is what you deserve. There is no mercy. I learned that the hard way a long time ago.

kickuwithmyfist 1

Typical for the Internet to thumb me down... Thanks everyone!!!:)

Your name's "kickuwithmyfist" and you're bitching about "cyber-bullying"? You're 24. Act your age. And it was mild ribbing at best, bullying my ass.

You'll always be thumbed down. Even when you think your comment is gold. People WILL thumb it down. You've just gotta just get up, brush yourself off and go to another FML. Arguing about it will just make you look like an idiot.

kickuwithmyfist 1

Call someone a cyber bully and everybody get butt hurt lol! How did this flip around again lol haha!!!:)

theevilduchess 12

21- don't be so emo. If you're always getting thumbed down you probably deserved it. If you don't like it do write something different... Or stop commenting.

kickuwithmyfist 1

I'm not emo.. I'm actually laughing about it lol

im 17 years old, 5'2, and I think it's cute. what does height have to do with it lol

Damn, am I the only one who can never remember their height? D:

Yeah I'm never going to mention any part of my life on here again. Lesson learned, move along fellow FML'ers.

Hi, I'm Zomg_Okay and this is a combo breaker. [edit] ^^^ You couldn't wait, could you? :p

Aww. I love hearing random tidbits about people's lives. Sadness :(

becka344 0

Well, howdy. I'm 67'8" and three thousand years old! My name also happens to be Saggitarwigringeatansalee. I live on Dione. ;}

10- you said you were 15. Your profile says you're 21.

I'm 17 and I'm about to graduate high school. I don't have much friends but, I do find this quite adorable which is what keeps me going everyday. Oh and p.s, I'm 5"11.

fromthesuck 8

Being 17 and 6'2" has nothing to do with being grown up. And the fact you think you are is generally evidence to the contrary.

59 I am 15 but when I created I put over 18 because some sites won't allow you to do certain things when your age is under 18, (YouTube) so instead of referring it and not being able to do certain things I just lied. I know, I am teenage hooligan.

SkoomaKi - actually yellow isn't always considered happy. It's been proven that people cry more in a room that's painted yellow.... Random facts.

I'm 47, 4'3 and have a serious case of irritable bowl syndrome. Wait, what were we talking about?

I get the point of this without you explaining :D.

KiddNYC1O 20

Hi, I'm Rod, and I like to party.

87 - Didn't see me mention the word "mostly" did you?

Chill out 85, he's just conforming to express his individuality.

I want to join in on the Conversation!!!!

Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is Jackass.

KatrinaKitten 16

That's embarrassing, but at least she cares about you!

andrew87804 4

Whats emberassing is the amount of makeup u wear in ur profile photo

72, what else is embarrassing, is your lack of ability to spell out whole words. Don't attack someone unless you can show yourself to at least be a bit better. Let's play nice.

At least your daughter is paying attention enough to know how to potty train you. If se can teach you she understands it. So good teaching on your part OP!

72- Why did you stalk her profile photo?! Creepy

Let's just hope she's not at the door listening to see if you "went". Aha, get better soon though.

Aww enjoy these precious times! They go by WAY TOO fast!!!!!

Yeah, next thing you know she's calling you a bitch. :-/

I'm so sorry. I've had food poisoning 3 times. In the most violent case, I lost over 15 pounds just from vomiting and deficating so much. Get well soon OP!

when youre in your 90s she'll be doing again, too!