Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed to crush my nipple while closing my laptop. FML
By Display /
Thursday 27 September 2012 04:10 /
France - Paris
EpicBlondie89
mrs
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19 Badges
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106 Comments
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1119 Visits
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21 Favorites
I'm not mean. You're just a sissy. Now unbunch your panties. Entertain me. Lurking since 2010, figured I'd finally make a profile. I'm married. I'm the coolest nerd you'll ever meet. I'm very blunt and sarcastic, so don't take me too seriously. It is, after all, the internet.
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Beginner
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Up and coming moderator
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I moderated this!
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Socialite
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Mobility
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Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile. -
Happy ending
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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date. -
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
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The Mixer
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What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile. -
Perfectionist
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic. -
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated. -
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten! -
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name! -
50 quality comments
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Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit. -
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know. -
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start. -
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote. -
One more and it's business time
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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon. -
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
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Judgmental
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A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments. -
50 favorites
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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments. -
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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