By SamWGovan - 09/12/2012 16:57 - United Kingdom - London
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Actually if it tastes salty that means your not cleaning your "tool" good enough or your eating stuff with to much salt. And pee shouldn't taste salty either. A lot of science channel helps and a lot of sluty girls from school that talk about it. So either u girls are sucking on something dirty or tasting something he ate a lot of.
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ok i included that in my comment because someone else was confused but it seems their comment disappeared. what they said was "jerkin' the gherkin?" and they seemed confused so i felt it necessary in case anyone else was confused. Don't be a jerk because not everyone may know sexual slang. Edit: i figured if one person was confused, other might be as well but that doesn't seem to be the situation now. Just thinking ahead (haha penis reference)
Too lazy to masturbate properly? Wow. That's a whole new level of shit baggery.
77- But masturbating is just so Zen! And really, masturbating and meditating sound similar, where in both cases, you achieve an altered state of awareness! ;) People jerk off standing up, sitting down, laying down, or even on a roller coaster. Being cross legged while finding your inner peace, is of no surprise to me. ;P
#124, Ancient Egyptians would incorporate masturbation into meditation, using the ankh to awaken the kundalini upon orgasm and send the energy up through the spine and back down, stimulating the chakras and, if I remember correctly, unlocking spiritual awareness. Or something like that!
Mmm, don't you just love it when it gets up your nose? You get to enjoy the smell all day...