By nycplywood - 18/11/2009 21:01 - United States

Today, I learned that if you stare at your cat and her eyes suddenly get really big, it means she's going to maul your face. FML
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Tequilamockngbrd 7

Mmm, nothing like a good old-fashioned face-mauling' FML! Cats can be vicious. Don't make them feel intimidated; they'll attack. I'm sure you already know this though. F your life... and your face. Definitely your face.

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arielhoee 9

It means the same thing when a guy's dick suddenly gets really big.

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RustedMetal 0

Idiot, it's gonna hurt ahha man that sucks lmao

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kewlcat 0

oh come on it's not that bad. I have a cat and a kitten and it happens to me everyday its really cute actually haha , man up and take the scratches. she not a lion

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brutallyhonest24 0

sooo true =), except my cat just swats at my face

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helloxmygoodbye 0

Some cats attack like lions. My mom still has tooth mark scars on her ankle from four years ago.

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NeatNit 32

You seriously did not know that? Wow.

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breenarae25 0

true, they also tend to scratch up ur new outfit... fml too

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bailes_o_hay 0

haha it's probably the nip man. your cats strung out

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Tequilamockngbrd 7

Mmm, nothing like a good old-fashioned face-mauling' FML! Cats can be vicious. Don't make them feel intimidated; they'll attack. I'm sure you already know this though. F your life... and your face. Definitely your face.

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blalien 0

Yeah, cats stare at each other to intimidate each other before a fight. Same as dogs.

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cerulean_rules 2

Yeah, with most animals, looking them in the eyes is a challenge. If you look in the eyes of a dog much smaller and weaker than you, it will look away.

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Destiwana 0

HAHAHA this has happened to me before It is hilarious way after the fact.

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ilovefatcats 12

that's a threat to cats when u look fm right in the eyeball

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arielhoee 9

It means the same thing when a guy's dick suddenly gets really big.

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ilovefatcats 12

right I suppose u would no even ur name says it arielHOEe

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fakkumairaifu 14

You shouldn't stare directly into the eyes of a cat, or of most other animals; it indicates hostility. But you probably didn't know that, so yeah, FYL.

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