By nycplywood - 18/11/2009 21:01 - United States

Today, I learned that if you stare at your cat and her eyes suddenly get really big, it means she's going to maul your face. FML
I agree, your life sucks 18 395
You deserved it 32 091

Same thing different taste

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Mmm, nothing like a good old-fashioned face-mauling' FML! Cats can be vicious. Don't make them feel intimidated; they'll attack. I'm sure you already know this though. F your life... and your face. Definitely your face.

It means the same thing when a guy's dick suddenly gets really big.

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Idiot, it's gonna hurt ahha man that sucks lmao

oh come on it's not that bad. I have a cat and a kitten and it happens to me everyday its really cute actually haha , man up and take the scratches. she not a lion

sooo true =), except my cat just swats at my face

Some cats attack like lions. My mom still has tooth mark scars on her ankle from four years ago.

You seriously did not know that? Wow.

breenarae25 0

true, they also tend to scratch up ur new outfit... fml too

haha it's probably the nip man. your cats strung out

Mmm, nothing like a good old-fashioned face-mauling' FML! Cats can be vicious. Don't make them feel intimidated; they'll attack. I'm sure you already know this though. F your life... and your face. Definitely your face.

Yeah, cats stare at each other to intimidate each other before a fight. Same as dogs.

Yeah, with most animals, looking them in the eyes is a challenge. If you look in the eyes of a dog much smaller and weaker than you, it will look away.

HAHAHA this has happened to me before It is hilarious way after the fact.

that's a threat to cats when u look fm right in the eyeball

It means the same thing when a guy's dick suddenly gets really big.

fakkumairaifu 14

You shouldn't stare directly into the eyes of a cat, or of most other animals; it indicates hostility. But you probably didn't know that, so yeah, FYL.