By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 21:24 - United Kingdom

Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML
I agree, your life sucks 10 960
You deserved it 48 551

Add a comment

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Top comments

lol, Masturbating is now officially a sport and is approved by Doctors.

Comments

lol, Masturbating is now officially a sport and is approved by Doctors.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Get a girlfriend or a hooker Have a nice day

It is time to do the impossible and switch to the other hand __________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

Can't wait for the olympics, I'll totally win the gold in that event!

Ahh, you're a retard.

seriously????????

Can you be disqualified for using a vibrator?

gracias 26 I'm sure u can find someone working the night shift for a cheap price lol

op can be a master-debater :D

50 and 127 hahahahahahahhahahahahaha

awesome I would win gold lol jks

EvilCupcake8361 9

why yes he's actually on the debating team

Hey, if you masturbait while you fish your baitin' while your baitin'

There's actually a masturbation contest on Japan...

He's the debate team captain. His full title is "Master Debater"

angel_liz132 0

sexercise lol thats too funny >.

Haha, and I thought it was due to intense piano practice. Now I know XD

fattypie101 0

ewwww # 3 u r gross looking

136 your screen name makes me think you're gross looking.

z_hamel 0

#136 r u fat cuz ur name makes me think you are so stfu it's a good sport we just don't get tired, outta breath and fall asleep halfway In!

that1redhead 0

what are the rules?

switch hands once one of them starts to swell

better still.... only allowed your opposite hand. And this sport can be in the PARAlympics as well as Olympics :P

Baguette666 12

Rule n°1 you don't talk about the fight club

Master-bater.

ifinsane 6

Guess that Batter can't swing no more.

oh wow...thats sooo fake

What does it mean when it says comment moderated

I'm calling bullshit I've heard so many stories similar to that

LMFAO That's hilarious

ahahahaha now i know why my wrist hurts :P

It's not only intense - it's frequent. How else is he going to rack up experience points?

LOL, hand to gland combat is a sport. You use a ball, grunt, sweat. :)

Hehe, hand to gland combat. Very clever.