By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 21:24 - United Kingdom

Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML
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SomeonethingStup 0
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lol, Masturbating is now officially a sport and is approved by Doctors.

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SomeonethingStup 0
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lol, Masturbating is now officially a sport and is approved by Doctors.

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The_Pleb 0
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Get a girlfriend or a hooker Have a nice day

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Starchild21 3
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It is time to do the impossible and switch to the other hand __________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99

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marc_with_a_c 3
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Can't wait for the olympics, I'll totally win the gold in that event!

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fantomix_fml 0
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Ahh, you're a retard.

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Jackieeee93 0
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seriously????????

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ChairForce 0
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Can you be disqualified for using a vibrator?

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WorldCupCheer 0
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gracias 26 I'm sure u can find someone working the night shift for a cheap price lol

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turtles1321 0
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op can be a master-debater :D

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cocobulla1 4
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50 and 127 hahahahahahahhahahahahaha

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sherryl_fml 0
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awesome I would win gold lol jks

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EvilCupcake8361 9

why yes he's actually on the debating team

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sens3sfailing 24
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Hey, if you masturbait while you fish your baitin' while your baitin'

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lolfood 24
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There's actually a masturbation contest on Japan...

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cole_tyler42 21
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He's the debate team captain. His full title is "Master Debater"

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angel_liz132 0

sexercise lol thats too funny >.

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denyit 0
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Haha, and I thought it was due to intense piano practice. Now I know XD

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fattypie101 0

ewwww # 3 u r gross looking

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eukaryote101 0
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136 your screen name makes me think you're gross looking.

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z_hamel 0

#136 r u fat cuz ur name makes me think you are so stfu it's a good sport we just don't get tired, outta breath and fall asleep halfway In!

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that1redhead 0

what are the rules?

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jonathan92c 0
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switch hands once one of them starts to swell

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st87 0
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better still.... only allowed your opposite hand. And this sport can be in the PARAlympics as well as Olympics :P

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Baguette666 12

Rule n°1 you don't talk about the fight club

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shananigans 0
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Master-bater.

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ifinsane 6

Guess that Batter can't swing no more.

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bom_bom 0
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oh wow...thats sooo fake

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Shabba_13 13
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What does it mean when it says comment moderated

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whoismgmt 0
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I'm calling bullshit I've heard so many stories similar to that

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DameGreyWulf 0
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LMFAO That's hilarious

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catfriend44 0
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ahahahaha now i know why my wrist hurts :P

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TheKitsune 0
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It's not only intense - it's frequent. How else is he going to rack up experience points?

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SarcasticAvenger 9
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LOL, hand to gland combat is a sport. You use a ball, grunt, sweat. :)

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Sybe 0
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Hehe, hand to gland combat. Very clever.

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