By Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML
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  KaySL  |  24

Yeah, that BITCH, how dare she. She's sold out to Didier, that slimey French Cassanova :'(

Though if she's reading this, I take it all back, heh... heheh... heh? *holds Mercy tight* O.O

  Intoxicunt  |  5

Kay, you slut. Hush your loose lips! >_>
Hello again, my sweet. And hi Mercy.

I've not sold out. I'm still here for you.
Although if Didier has money.........

  KaySL  |  24

Hey, I'm only a slut for you, dearest Toxi, and my lips are hardly loose :D

I was just saying what a wonderful man Didi is and how we should all sacrifice some virgin trolls to him as a display of our eternal gratitude, or... something convincing. Heheh >_>

  Intoxicunt  |  5

Ok, tight lips. :)

Yes, let's pay homage to Didi. Since we can't have a "plexico, have my babies" club anymore, we need a new figurehead. My biological clock is ticking. Or I'm just horny. I'm not sure. But someone better get it on with me. Kay?

  jchansfan  |  0

lmao I read this exchange scrolling through the comments and am so lost. lmao... You crazy FML kids and your inside jokes... o_O

lol and don't ask when I called you kids when I'm still a teenager myself. Its just what i do... lolz... XD

  KaySL  |  24

Hey, I resent our dodgy online affair being referred to as an 'inside joke', that's just demeaning *strikes a defiant pose*

And yes, Toxi, let us get it on :D

[censored just in case there's any Christians here ready to fuck up their own wrists over a steamy lesbian sex scene]

  perdix  |  29

Stands at edge of pool.

Deciding. Jump in? Or watch and do what gave the OP tennis elbow that wasn't tennis?

Might choose the voyeur way this time. . .