FML : Today, it was the day my catheter was to be removed. The nurse removing it deflated the balloon, and then tried pulling it out. After me screaming in extreme...

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Today, it was the day my catheter was to be removed. The nurse removing it deflated the balloon, and then tried pulling it out. After me screaming in extreme pain, she found out she hadn't actually deflated the balloon all the way. She was trying to pull a small balloon through my dick hole. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Sheldon76 Say more :

Well once she felt the resistance she stopped and deflated it fully. But unfortunately it had traveled some down the urethra before she realized. So I had to wait while she grabbed another syringe unfortunately.

By Sheldon76 / Tuesday 24 February 2015 19:43 /

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By CamBen42 | 29

#6213444 - Wednesday 25 February 2015 9:07

*every single guy on FML shudders and clutches his dick*
I'm honestly glad I cannot relate to this.

By cheeeksss | 29

#6213450 - Wednesday 25 February 2015 9:08

I don't have a penis but I can imagine the pain. I'm so sorry! :c

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By saddasw | 2

#6213440 - Wednesday 25 February 2015 9:06

i can feel it, thx

By James_is_Mexican | 25

#6213442 - Wednesday 25 February 2015 9:07

This makes me cringe...

Ms_ValS | 27

#6213532 - Wednesday 25 February 2015 10:39

Did she at least sing Soft Kitty for you Sheldon? That bitch!

By MrZsDad | 19

#6213443 - Wednesday 25 February 2015 9:07

Not exactly the happy ending you were hoping for, sorry dude.

By CamBen42 | 29

#6213444 - Wednesday 25 February 2015 9:07

*every single guy on FML shudders and clutches his dick*
I'm honestly glad I cannot relate to this.

AnOriginalName | 19

#6213462 - Wednesday 25 February 2015 9:21

No joke, I did precisely that upon reading the story. Still cringing/shuddering in pain at the thought.

keiNan_fml | 35

#6213465 - Wednesday 25 February 2015 9:25

sure did.

ZombieSazza | 34

#6213474 - Wednesday 25 February 2015 9:46

I don't have a penis but I'm cringing so hard!

PsychoticGerbil | 13

#6213622 - Wednesday 25 February 2015 13:27

HOW CAN ANYONE ASSUME HE DESERVES THIS? Nobody should have to feel that pain!

UnidentifiedFun | 37

#6213652 - Wednesday 25 February 2015 14:16

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

BlackPhoenixNite | 14

#6213753 - Wednesday 25 February 2015 16:00

I'm a girl and I'm cringing. The urethra is just as small in women as in men. It would cause pain for anybody.

tdawg91 | 17

#6213809 - Wednesday 25 February 2015 16:39

I'm a female and even I put my hands over my crotch and cringed

Sheldon76 | 16

#6213821 - Wednesday 25 February 2015 16:49

Believe me, it hurt like crazy. It was just an insane relief when she finally did remove it!

vampire1618 | 5

#6214115 - Wednesday 25 February 2015 20:47

As a girl who needed one for a almost routine medical test I had to get while have kidney/bladder problems, even as a girl its awful. After having the test twice I begged my mom enough for them to put me under for it. It is a bit worse for guys though. Awful for anyone/thing that can feel pain.

Retaheki | 27

#6214153 - Wednesday 25 February 2015 21:59

I feel like when someone gets hurt badly, it's like human nature to defend the same part.

PerfectDarkTails | 8

#6214210 - Wednesday 25 February 2015 23:38

I can relate, though a child when I've had that catheter pain, it's an unfortunate medical negligence thing the in my case, doctors apologised for.

Ava_Darkflame | 26

#6346504 - Friday 10 July 2015 15:59

#39, definitely not... our vaginas stretch, at least, their "dick hole" (?) doesnt at all. Even getting kicked in the balls hurts more than giving birth, i believe. i remember learning that once.

By Civilian | 19

#6213445 - Wednesday 25 February 2015 9:07

Thats one way to make it look bigger

By sk8rdud3 | 24

#6213446 - Wednesday 25 February 2015 9:08

I cringed

By sullivankeara | 25

#6213447 - Wednesday 25 February 2015 9:08

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

starile | 19

#6213454 - Wednesday 25 February 2015 9:11

Have him doing that for hours, with his entire body in tense pain, then you can talk about it being like giving birth.

Tthug | 34

#6213640 - Wednesday 25 February 2015 13:59

I think she just meant the fact that the object going through the hole was bigger than the dang hole. Not that the pain was equivalent.

randompizzaguy | 17

#6213773 - Wednesday 25 February 2015 16:17

Why does everyone get so defensive about giving birth being
compared to anything?

Ichiya | 29

#6213859 - Wednesday 25 February 2015 17:36

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

honeymoonroyale | 20

#6213912 - Wednesday 25 February 2015 18:32

Not always.

oreoeater | 21

#6214022 - Wednesday 25 February 2015 19:37

#61 The only case I can think of that isn't by some form of choice is rape and with that there's a slim chance of being pregnant and if you are there's alway abortion

randompizzaguy | 17

#6214143 - Wednesday 25 February 2015 21:33

65 isn't wrong.

valalvax | 13

#6215950 - Friday 27 February 2015 18:46

Also, the vagina is *surprise* made to expand to facilitate giving birth, the urethral tubes are not

By ooooohboy | 15

#6213448 - Wednesday 25 February 2015 9:08

I am so sorry :/ ouch

BrotherPhil | 32

#6214212 - Wednesday 25 February 2015 23:42

Why, were you the nurse?

By quesok | 22

#6213449 - Wednesday 25 February 2015 9:08

At least it wasn't sharp like a kidney stone

funneh1 | 21

#6213467 - Wednesday 25 February 2015 9:37

Kidney stones suck ass. I hate them with the passion.

jentrynicole | 20

#6213518 - Wednesday 25 February 2015 10:18

The balloon is way too wide for the ureter. At least kidney stones can be smaller.
Although both suck.

sprints54 | 18

#6213743 - Wednesday 25 February 2015 15:56

I've had a 12mm kidney stone it got impacted and my kidney started going septic. I had a drain stint in for 3 weeks it ran from the tip of my dick all the way up into my right kidney and they went in thru existing holes. Wasn't fun when it got taken out at all