Health and Fraud: Bullshit quack chiropractor on the loose!

Bullshit quack chiropractor on the loose!

By Paulie89 - 20/10/2019 12:00

Today, I told my family how my wrist has been hurting for almost a week. My aunt’s chiropractor boyfriend then decided he could help by suddenly pulling my hand as hard as he could. Not only did my wrist pop and cause me more pain, but my shoulder got dislocated. FML

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By grem - 13/04/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I met my boyfriend's family for the first time. I was playing with his little sister by grabbing her arms and spinning her around. On one turn, she started screaming in pain. It turns out I dislocated both her shoulders. FML

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Get some rest

By Anonymous - 20/06/2021 18:01

Today, I dislocated my shoulder doing a really big stretch when I woke up. After the doctor relocated it, my dad told me I still had to do my chores. No excuses. FML

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By unlucky - 29/03/2014 23:06 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, I dislocated my shoulder. My doctor failed to fix it, but did succeed in practically dislocating the other one. FML

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Carry that weight

By Anonymous - 09/11/2021 18:00 - Australia - Moorebank

Today, I was getting up from sitting on the floor. I lent on the coffee table to help support my weight and heard a pop. I'd bruised the tendons in my wrist and now have to wear a wrist guard for 6 weeks. FML

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By jack - 28/02/2011 05:43

Today, my shoulder was pulled out of its socket when I was helping a customer load a desk into his vehicle and he decided to answer his cell phone. FML

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Be careful, please!

By WolfsScar - 08/01/2020 14:00 - United States - Lincoln

Today, while I was telling a friend she needs to be more careful about getting hurt, I dislocated and sprained my thumb. She then laughed at me and said, "Yes, I will." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2009 21:24 - United Kingdom

Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML

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By Nik - 23/01/2009 15:41 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor because I broke my wrist. My mom told the nurse that I broke it while masturbating. FML

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By BudmaudeY - 31/03/2011 20:53 - Sweden

Today, I noticed that the injury on my hand from three weeks ago no longer hurt. A while later, I accidentally slammed that same hand in a door. FML

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By mcdonalds - 06/08/2013 04:11 - United States

Today, I dislocated my shoulder. I was screaming and writhing in pain, and my eyes were shut for most of the ride to the hospital. We stopped, and I was thrilled because I thought we were at the ER. I was wrong. My dad had stopped to order a cheeseburger. FML

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namine120409 42

Sunday 20 October 2019 12:52

You should sue.

Janelle Slugoski 3

Sunday 20 October 2019 23:42

Chiropractors are licensed doctors whom go through a MINIMUM of 6 years of schooling with multiple board exams. They attain equivalent class hours as an MD in similar class types (minus pharmacology and plus spinal anatomy). Do some research my friend before stating your opinion as if it’s fact. Also, chiropractory isn’t a thing... the title is chiropractor, chiropractors, or doctor of chiropractic.

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namine120409 42

Sunday 20 October 2019 12:52

You should sue.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 20 October 2019 18:01

They could, but since they're not real doctors, they don't have real malpractice insurance. Any settlement you'd get would probably be free "adjustments" for life, or whatever they're calling their bullshit these days.

TomeDr 24

Sunday 20 October 2019 13:06

I certainly hope he’s paying for the hospital and doctors bills!

mfranks19891989 10

Sunday 20 October 2019 13:54

Maybe you should ********** with your other Hand. Your aunt chiropractor boyfriend should pay the bill for your hospital visit. I’m not a chiropractor but I at least know not to pull on your wrist/arm.