Today, my doctor told me that I have severely and permanently injured my shoulder. Last week, I attempted to lift more weight than I normally do in an effort to impress my boyfriend. He was not impressed. In fact he said that most kids can lift more than that. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to impress my wife by doing a bunch of push-ups, despite having a bad shoulder. She told me my form sucks and that I'm an idiot. Now I can barely move my arm and I'm going to have to get it fixed. FML
Today, I was feeling down because I always think that I'm overweight. My boyfriend tried to prove me wrong by lifting me up. I threw his back out. FML
Today, I sprained my bicep. The urgent care doctor told me to take it easy on weight lifting. When I told him I hurt myself holding a book, he had to leave the room because he couldn’t stop laughing. FML
Today, I was at a power lifting meet when a girl I really liked walked in. Trying to impress her, I increased my bench to 350, when I have only done 300 before. She then watched me drop it on my chest, breaking my breast bone, and also crying in the process. FML
Today, I dislocated my shoulder. My doctor failed to fix it, but did succeed in practically dislocating the other one. FML
Today, after taking care not to hurt myself during my workout, I injured my shoulder extricating myself from my sports bra. FML
Today, I dislocated my shoulder doing a really big stretch when I woke up. After the doctor relocated it, my dad told me I still had to do my chores. No excuses. FML
Today, a nurse berated me for not being able to lift my leg myself so she could put a cast on. My leg is broken in two places. FML
Today, while working out in the gym, I spotted a very attractive girl. I decided to pick up the heaviest dumbbell to show off how much I could curl. She ended up driving me to the hospital because I burst into tears after tearing up my bicep and deltoid. FML
Today, I decided to get in shape for swimsuit season, so I went to the gym. I tried to lift a barbell up and over my head, which was fine, until I dropped it. Exercise earned me a concussion and a neck brace. FML
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cuz803 46
You poor soul. After some physiotherapy, perhaps work on your insecurity. Take it from me who lifts weights and exercises frequently. Being physically fit is one thing. But doing it for someone else rather than for yourself is unhealthy. Mental fitness is just as important and you made it worse by permanently injury yourself as well as possibly your self-esteem. Find an equilibrium between physical and mental fitness. Have a nice and speedy recovery.
bobsanction 18
And that's why you don't lift with your ego.
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cuz803 46
You poor soul. After some physiotherapy, perhaps work on your insecurity. Take it from me who lifts weights and exercises frequently. Being physically fit is one thing. But doing it for someone else rather than for yourself is unhealthy. Mental fitness is just as important and you made it worse by permanently injury yourself as well as possibly your self-esteem. Find an equilibrium between physical and mental fitness. Have a nice and speedy recovery.
rainbowdonnareed 18
I agree and get a new doctor that doesn't make fun of you
bobsanction 18
And that's why you don't lift with your ego.