Today, a doctor examined my wrist, which is completely swollen and painful. He diagnosed a case of tendonitis and asked me, "Do you use this hand for a particular sort of sport?" I just smiled like a twit. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I had to buy a wrist brace for a repetitive strain injury. I got the injury because I was knitting too much. I'm 22. FML
Today, I sprained my bicep. The urgent care doctor told me to take it easy on weight lifting. When I told him I hurt myself holding a book, he had to leave the room because he couldn’t stop laughing. FML
Today, I sprained my wrist playing Guitar Hero. The ER doctor called all of his coworkers in to hear my story. They all laughed. FML
Today, I told my family how my wrist has been hurting for almost a week. My aunt’s chiropractor boyfriend then decided he could help by suddenly pulling my hand as hard as he could. Not only did my wrist pop and cause me more pain, but my shoulder got dislocated. FML
Today, I went to the doctor to get a pulled arm muscle checked. I told him I had been bowling, and it had just started to hurt badly. He said it was normal for a man of my age (35) to pull a muscle when lifting a ball of 12-15 pounds. I then told him it was on my son's Wii. FML
Today, my younger brother complained yet again of soreness in his wrist. Frustrated with his constant whining, my mother turned to him and snapped, 'Well, what have you been using it for all this time then!?' The awkward silence of realisation for them both won't go away anytime soon. FML
Today, I was getting up from sitting on the floor. I lent on the coffee table to help support my weight and heard a pop. I'd bruised the tendons in my wrist and now have to wear a wrist guard for 6 weeks. FML
Today, I went to the hospital to get a cast that I have been wearing for the past three months removed from my wrist. Thanks to said cast, I couldn't have any summer fun at all. The doctor took a final X-ray and said, "Well look at that, your wrist wasn't fractured to begin with." FML
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
Today, my doctor told me that I have severely and permanently injured my shoulder. Last week, I attempted to lift more weight than I normally do in an effort to impress my boyfriend. He was not impressed. In fact he said that most kids can lift more than that. FML
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SomeonethingStup 0
lol, Masturbating is now officially a sport and is approved by Doctors.
wtfismyfml 0
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KHADOOZLE 0
8==D~
riku3220 2
Why is that man drooling? Stop it man! Here, have a napkin.
frostie 0
All i have to say is O_o And: http://visitskc.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/the-dangers-of-************-cefjfhimgijncefj1.jpg Have a good day.
liz1908 0
Haha, classic
Stumblebum30 5
where is the the FML? sounds like you just wanted to let everyone know you slap the salami.
Soulathyia 0
Yet you wrote this? With a very swollen wrist?
LadyDraigen 3
Why Not? Sounds like he does a lot of things one handed anyway...
monnanon 14
can you only type with your dominant hand?
CoolHipDude 0
Stop masturbating so much!!!! hahahahahaha lol lol lol :))
MeiMeiMax 0
the same thing happened to my mom from walking the dog hahaha
lxclark 17
Are you sure she didn't just tell you that to spare your innocence :O
doof_fisch 2
When the dr. asked you if you used that hand for a particular sport, you should have replied, "No, the palms of both hands are too hairy, and besides, I'm going blind."
Trebie 6
LMAO!
Emperor_Jim 0
Beat it... Beat it... No one wants to beat it, beat it...
d4m4s74 12
I got a (light) case of tendonitis on my right hand I use my left hand to **********
CableFrog 3
Boo, it's a vile repost of a French FML, which was better phrased, to boot: http://www.viedemerde.fr/inclassable/305250