Today, I sprained my wrist playing Guitar Hero. The ER doctor called all of his coworkers in to hear my story. They all laughed. FML I agree, your life sucks 22530 I agree, your life sucks 22530 You deserved it 48677 You deserved it 48677 3 0 3 25 By Slash - / Tuesday 16 June 2009 16:43 / United States
Today, I was on a first date at a bar, when a girl walks over and ask me if I'm a doctor. I said yes, thinking she overheard me talking about my PhD. The... I agree, your life sucks 15381 I agree, your life sucks 15381 You deserved it 1340 You deserved it 1340 62
Today, my boyfriend's ex moved into the apartment beneath us. She's already called the cops on us for a noise complaint twice. We were sleeping. It's going... I agree, your life sucks 47292 I agree, your life sucks 47292 You deserved it 2735 You deserved it 2735 81
Today, I was at the supermarket when an elderly lady asked if I'd grab some coffee for her from a high shelf. The moment I took my hands off my almost-full... I agree, your life sucks 46764 I agree, your life sucks 46764 You deserved it 3352 You deserved it 3352 78
Today, I went to a Family Reunion/ Wedding this weekend. First night I was there, I had undercooked shrimp and got food poisoning. Threw up 10 times in... I agree, your life sucks 1 I agree, your life sucks 1 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0
Today, it was raining heavily so I decided to sprint to the shop to get less wet. I ended up slipping and falling in a giant puddle. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 I agree, your life sucks 2 You deserved it 0 You deserved it 0 1
Canada Today, we left the cat alone all day for the first time in months, and came back home 11.5 hours later to three enormous puddles of vomit. We then spent...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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