Miscellaneous: Today, I sprained my wrist playing Guitar Hero. The ER doctor... - FML

By Slash - 16/06/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I sprained my wrist playing Guitar Hero. The ER doctor called all of his coworkers in to hear my story. They all laughed. FML

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shannon2348 14

Thursday 9 January 2020 3:29

Of course they laughed. Its ridiculous. ydi

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shannon2348 14

Thursday 9 January 2020 3:29

Of course they laughed. Its ridiculous. ydi

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