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United States 🌶️ Spicy
Terminology
Today, I learned that "eating someone out" didn't actually involve food. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Nice outing
Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML
It was clean at least
🌶️ Spicy
Pushed it too far
Today, as we were getting ready for sex, I told my man to fuck my face, and it was great until he shoved my face in his ass, yelling, "Eat my ass! Eat it!" I had to explain that ass eating is not something I'm comfortable with. FML
Zibby
🌶️ Spicy
Life hacks
Today, I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend is not a good idea. FML
future brain bleach addict
Victoria, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
Anonymous
Jacksonville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Fake it til you make it
Today, I learned that I don’t need to fake my orgasms, even though I’ve never been given one. FML
Anonymous
Rockwall, United States 🌶️ Spicy
User notice
Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother that spooning has nothing to do with using a spoon to clean out a woman's vagina after sex. FML
Anonymous
Gloucester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
First time
Today, I had sex for the first time. I realised that I was more satisfied by last night's dinner. FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my boyfriend isn't gay. Apparently, I just give good head. FML
datingmrpicky
United States 🌶️ Spicy
How could you?
Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML
esb
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
No kinkshaming, but come on…
Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "Eat it, eat it!" FML
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Fuzzygraywolf 0
a wee bit behind on the learning curve are we? lol
Lexiesoccerchick 0
wooow, you fail.
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Lexiesoccerchick 0
wooow, you fail.
optimusprime0069 8
are you 12?
mfmylifesrsly 30
this is way more than fail..OP must be home schooled..and if they are I wouldn't be surprised if this is my best friend who posted this..she has asked me the following questions: "whats a ********? what's eating out? what's cum? what's an ******? what's semen? what's sperm? what's masturbation? what's circumcision? what's Hanukkah? what's 69? what's communism? are there other numbers like 69, like 72?"
JacksonCampbell 9
Herp derp.
Frosc 0
Is OP aware that "spit or swallow" does not have anything to do with toothpaste?
hotscar 3
34, what is wrong with you??
herrobear 0
It can involve food. Tastes better that way.
mfmylifesrsly 30
...why are 12 year olds on fml...? go back to playing with your barbies. and no, I'm not acting as though you're younger than you really are, I played with barbies when I was 12! D:
sweetcheeksjvl 0
"eating someone out" has a slurp smack sound to it and no it's not cannibalism.
anorexicbarbie 8
23 There were only two questions on your list that should be considered somewhat problematic if asked. I don't understand why the OP sees this as a(n) FML. In fact, I find it disturbing that this is supposed to be common knowledge and that an individual is seen as stupid for not knowing this.
pinkspaceboundro 0
well, maybe your friend feels confident in asking you those questions. not everyone can talk to their parents, or they might be shy.
Anubis_81 21
that's funny.
Sportsfan86 3
I hope OP knows that a ******** isn't actually when you blow air on the dick
chakdeindia 3
what does it mean then?
sensoon15 7
guessing OP never ate anyone out. :/ unless you're a girl. than probably never got eaten out
swimchica22 0
pretty much....
Makingamemory 0
@23 you had to have learned it somewhere and this is how she learned.
mfmylifesrsly 30
problem is though she was almost 17 when she asked
electricmaster 0
Might I suggest Urban Dictionary?
sxe_beast 11
Anilingus anyone?
i13Zero 5
Says the girl who looks like a guy.
jessie96xoxo 0
Haha niiice one, :P
fightin4fun 0
LMAO that's sad... how old are you? i was hanging with a friend of mine and one of her friends sent her a text asking if you could get pregnant from swallowing! how are some people so stupid!?
sameroni13 0
what is it actually
RugbyKid 0
google images ftw
Slipknot666Maggo 0
23- you are my hero. xD
Lennsik 4
"what's Hanukkah?" #23 That's the one that made me go "Really?", out of all of them.
Got_any_grapes1 4
#23, sweety, I don't think Hannukah has anything to do with any of those things. But honestly, where do you live where people don't know what Hannukah is? Dipshits.
MrHughJass 0
Gross bro!
vballcutie08 6
it's okay, my best friend honestly thought 69 was "some kind of drug or something" but that's the same friend who will look up on the ceiling if you tell her the word gullible is written up there. every time.
terranada 3
It's called urban dictionary people!!!
shesayss 0
305: ew, you're such a bitch. there are many people from other countries who don't know what Hanukkah us. not everyone is Jewish.
Got_any_grapes1 4
377: I am sorry not everyone is as perfect as you. Can someone please explain to me what Christmas is???? That sounds stupid to you, right? Well... Hannukah is just as important as Christmas. C U Next Tuesday.
shesayss 0
1. what does being perfect have anything to do with disagreeing with your assumption of everyone knowing what Hanukkah is. you can't even spell Hanukkah correctly. 2. you might think it's stupid to ask such questions but some people might not know what Christmas is. it's a Christian holiday and there are countries like china in which Christianity is forbidden. stop being an ignorant bitch just because you're from a country where Christmas and hanukkah are major holidays. 3. thinking Hanukkah is just as important as Christmas is an opinion. I personally don't think it is since I don't celebrate it. 4. that was the corniest comment ever. sorry but I do not wish to see you next Tuesday.
jdav584 0
calm the hell down
123zc1 3
There is no correct English spelling of Hanukkah, since it is a Hebrew word.
rainergeis 0
Look it up on urbandictionary.com but don't if you are under 12. Which is what I'm sensing here.
egmvu 4
Dumbass
Danads 2
Your dads condom was a fail
dakatabg 31
Now you know
thedrummer 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Ha, what a fail.
swimchica22 0
why is everybody thumbing down this? I realize I'm going to get a lot of thumbs down also but seriously?! they said basically the same thing as the first person!
humzizzl3 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
loll right what are you 9?
thedrummer 0
^No, I'm 2.
dorux1897 0
do you have to copy almost every comment from the first thread? :/
ADub55 0
and now u fail
IHeartJimi02 0
I agree. If op does not know what eating out is then they are probably too young to do it.
AlwaySunny 0
walks in the room "Hey babe, I stopped at Walmart on the way over and picked up some apples, let's do this!"
funnynesh 10
228- everyone is rushing for the first comment when a new FML is posted. 2 could of just posted their comment just after #1.
sstahpp 33
^There's no such thing as 'could of' ..
Fuzzygraywolf 0
a wee bit behind on the learning curve are we? lol
THEmuffinpan 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
A learning curve doesn't have anything to do with eating someone out silly.
THEmuffinpan 0
I guess sarcasm is a lost art.
Frosc 0
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it often is on those who aren't British.
james_aka_frosty 3
^ haha. that is all.
AA357 0
for some reason I feel like the girls are probably 8 or 9
sassypants93 17
I don't think being British has anything to do with understanding sarcasm.
woosah 16
Did you learn this in the only awkward way possible?
Frosc 0
249, My post was another example of British sarcasm. Sorry, but you walked right into it. Guess it was true all along.
Pugs_not_drugs 9
sarcasm does sound more cutting with an english accent
panda07_fml 9
Haha XD
GavinRoskamp 0
Wow, people really hate you. I'm just gonna sit here and laugh, kay?
mercuryburst 0
You are so smart.
dannyboy66 7
yep smrt :)
Michele2luv 8
look at the gangsta kitty ^_^
christrex99 0
it seems like we have a rapist in kitteh park
Belovan 2
Wait, (sarcastically) so what does it mean then??
iLikeWaffles155 5
I hope you're not old enough to legally have sex!
jessthebest3 0
That doesnt make sense....
ShyAnn29 15
why?
AlEX928 0
I think 6 means that hopefully OP is young enough to just have found out the meaning and not someone of legal age who should know by now.
ipwnlosers 4
61- I love Panic! At The Disco! :D
Aerious 0
74, they're referring to the age of consent.
maddycakes19 0
ahhhh i love them more!!!!!
jessthebest3 0
114- I know :P they're awesome
princessRiRi97 0
love fingers great pic
Aerious 0
148, being a legal adult is not the age of consent. Correct me if I'm wrong but it's different I'm different areas and in some it's as low as 14-15.
chaoskiwi 0
ME tooo
dotDotMyCurve 0
is there actual a legal age to start having sex? wtf?
BangBangz 0
202- So..... Congrats on losing your virginity.
jewknowit710 2
wait... what does it mean then I think I've been doing it wrong too then.. xP
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
wow I know your just trying to be funny dude but you sound like a total moron...just saying
jewknowit710 2
aawwww well if you don't approve dislike my comment and move on lol you don't need to share my humor, I'm just saying the first thing that came to me.
bargo_fml 4
if your jewish dont make a ******* idiot of yourself you sound retarted. you and judge judy are probably the most hated jews. so dont make a fool out of us
sheethapins 13
That's my picture bish.
steelersfan3250 0
it basically giving ur girlfriend a b j
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
so do u admit that you were just trying to be funny? I for one just think that's hilarious... not :)
jewknowit710 2
haha guess what your still getting thumb down... and your still speaking.. just stop
Pugs_not_drugs 9
and look who got more thumbs up
kyanisaurus 0
yes, unfortunately for prehistoric cannibals.
alphaomeganinja 0
Win^^
360XBOXFTW 0
your picture mixed with your comment made me lol :)
alphaomeganinja 0
Whipped cream, maybe even chocolate syrup ;)
mercuryburst 0
Actually, you are technically eating a fish taco.
stephanie911_fml 0
oh lord.
HannahLouise96 13
^^ My sentiments exactly.
m0rgana 0
your hot #63
longboarder95 0
I just pikes in my mouth when you said that
itsgen 16
wow
EvilPotato 15
87 your fail spelling was so funny "I just pikes in my mouth when I read this".
Lexi_Luvz_Ya 0
Oh my gosh! The fact that your profile picture is a cat made this all the more HILARIOUS! :)
DanielleSaysHell 0
win(:
kaelyn_p 0
#10, win