yummy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Terminology
Today, I learned that "eating someone out" didn't actually involve food. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Nice outing
Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML
It was clean at least
🌶️ Spicy
Pushed it too far
Today, as we were getting ready for sex, I told my man to fuck my face, and it was great until he shoved my face in his ass, yelling, "Eat my ass! Eat it!" I had to explain that ass eating is not something I'm comfortable with. FML
Zibby
🌶️ Spicy
Life hacks
Today, I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend is not a good idea. FML
future brain bleach addict
Victoria, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
Anonymous
Jacksonville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Fake it til you make it
Today, I learned that I don’t need to fake my orgasms, even though I’ve never been given one. FML
Anonymous
Rockwall, United States 🌶️ Spicy
User notice
Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother that spooning has nothing to do with using a spoon to clean out a woman's vagina after sex. FML
Anonymous
Gloucester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
First time
Today, I had sex for the first time. I realised that I was more satisfied by last night's dinner. FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my boyfriend isn't gay. Apparently, I just give good head. FML
datingmrpicky
United States 🌶️ Spicy
How could you?
Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML
esb
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
No kinkshaming, but come on…
Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "Eat it, eat it!" FML
Top comments
Fuzzygraywolf 0
a wee bit behind on the learning curve are we? lol
Lexiesoccerchick 0
wooow, you fail.
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dempsy_isa_tank 0
tard.
julieemaay 0
oh my god! ahahahahahahahahhahaha ! dumb.
frigginlicia 3
You sound fat.
DaveTheBrave20 0
Noob
jw12792 6
that's actually so adorable xD
GingerFro 0
how????
moddog47 1
? ? did you ?
Brownstonius 0
Hey, I was 17 before I figured out what that meant. Don't be so hard on 'em.
steelersfan3250 0
so in other words it took u 17 yrs to finally get laid
Brownstonius 0
no, in other words I was 23 when I first got laid. I was, however 16 when I ate out my girlfriend for the first time. Ass.
daminantion 14
238, you're not even 17, stfu. Grow some balls and say it to his face next time, otherwise you're another punk ass bitch behind a keyboard. Do you even have a girlfriend? My condolences to anyone who denies themselves a real man
Djzom13 0
238 you're the one cuddling the do in your picture.
xNephilim 19
Wait... You ate out your girlfriend at 16 but didn't get laid until you we're 23? That doesn't seem fair to me.
CanadianMuse 0
ROFLMFAO you have to be joking! What did you think a ******** was done on, a white dandelion or hot food? And you thought that eating out meant at a restaurant? You fail by epic proportions.
snafu63 0
I learned this in middle school.
angryreimu 0
I learned this when I was 8 or so.
Annabelle87_fml 0
wow