yummy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Terminology
Today, I learned that "eating someone out" didn't actually involve food. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Nice outing
Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML
It was clean at least
🌶️ Spicy
Pushed it too far
Today, as we were getting ready for sex, I told my man to fuck my face, and it was great until he shoved my face in his ass, yelling, "Eat my ass! Eat it!" I had to explain that ass eating is not something I'm comfortable with. FML
Zibby
🌶️ Spicy
Life hacks
Today, I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend is not a good idea. FML
future brain bleach addict
Victoria, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
Anonymous
Jacksonville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Fake it til you make it
Today, I learned that I don’t need to fake my orgasms, even though I’ve never been given one. FML
Anonymous
Rockwall, United States 🌶️ Spicy
User notice
Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother that spooning has nothing to do with using a spoon to clean out a woman's vagina after sex. FML
Anonymous
Gloucester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
First time
Today, I had sex for the first time. I realised that I was more satisfied by last night's dinner. FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my boyfriend isn't gay. Apparently, I just give good head. FML
datingmrpicky
United States 🌶️ Spicy
How could you?
Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML
esb
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
No kinkshaming, but come on…
Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "Eat it, eat it!" FML
Top comments
Fuzzygraywolf 0
a wee bit behind on the learning curve are we? lol
Lexiesoccerchick 0
wooow, you fail.
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Comments (450)
mayndaapathetic 4
lulz . . fail xDD
marinus_fml 20
Unless you stumble across a ****-nugget...
HannahLouise96 13
*retches*
emerluvsu 6
Oh my god.
aussieboy29 0
wow dude best pic!!
wikkedphuka 0
u seem freakin hot whoo south africa? duch? lets get married
FLYiN_CLOUD9 4
shows you how far YOU'VE gone.
Keyman1212 14
I don't think that is the case actually.
anorexicbarbie 8
It's gross how people are judged based on their sexual experiences today. Why the hell does it matter? Is it "cool" to kiss/makeout with/**** anything that moves now?
SwaggerMelon 6
Yes, it is indeed "cool"
jackiemoonthepro 5
nom nom nom
ciarafox9 9
your picture makes your comment funnier..
shortperson247 4
awesomeness!!
Oxycodone 0
are you 12?
Stu2DPot 10
I'm 12 and what is this
amazinglyHappy 6
stuffing someone doesn't involve Turkey ;)
Kendall315 0
I didn't know 6 year olds used FML...
Keyman1212 14
When I was six I was totally in to eating the 'tang
vegan_muffin 5
would that be the tang we call "poon" or the delicious orangey powdered beverage?
Keyman1212 14
You sonofabitch I loved eating tang in all it's powdery goodness. You've exposed me.. Now how am I supposed to look cool??
sprayman4life 0
better late than never
Khaos_198 4
That really doesn't mean much without knowing how old you are. if you're 16 then it's totally stupid of you not to know that yet but you could be 9 and in that case it's really not that shocking if you didn't know til now what eating someone out is. Without an age to use as reference it's really not something anyone can judge.
PSQ91 6
What he said.
ugliness 6
it depends on your environment, in sex ed here in the uk the terms were never used, it was just penis -> ****** sex and how to use a condom :/ I learned through context when people talked about sex and didn't fully understand it till a year ago
kitties_fml 12
@97: really? you first or primarily learned about sex from sex ed in school? jesus tapdancing christ.
egamage 0
"jesus tapdancing christ." win.
theten_fml 9
..awe what a bummer