Slipknot666Maggo

About Slipknot666maggo

My name was suppose to be Slipknot666maggot but the \'t\' couldnt fit. Oh well. I love heavy metal music. I'm a photography junkie and I'm addicted to concerts.

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Today, I sent a text message to my girlfriend telling her how much I wanted to make love to her tonight. I've just realized I sent it to her brother. FML

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By Kaji / Friday 14 November 2008 11:20 / France

Today, at some point, and for some reason I'll probably never fully understand, it seemed like a good idea to get completely shitfaced on tequila and try to shave my ballsack with a straight razor. I'm not sure if these wounds will ever heal. FML

I agree, your life sucks

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By Anonymous / Monday 1 August 2011 21:47 / United States

Today, our power went out due to some severe storms. My daughter, who is 18, asked me why the lights on the car still worked. FML

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By OhDeary - / Monday 1 August 2011 20:18 / United States

Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML

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By dummy - / Monday 11 July 2011 19:21 / United States

Today, in science, we were studying reproduction. Our teacher was reading out the notes and claimed that 'the female's penis stiffens to enter the male's vagina.' I'm supposed to be learning stuff from this woman. FML

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By girlshavepenises - / Tuesday 28 June 2011 06:39 / New Zealand

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