yummy
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Terminology
Today, I learned that "eating someone out" didn't actually involve food. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Nice outing
Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML
It was clean at least
🌶️ Spicy
Pushed it too far
Today, as we were getting ready for sex, I told my man to fuck my face, and it was great until he shoved my face in his ass, yelling, "Eat my ass! Eat it!" I had to explain that ass eating is not something I'm comfortable with. FML
Zibby
🌶️ Spicy
Life hacks
Today, I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend is not a good idea. FML
future brain bleach addict
Victoria, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
Anonymous
Jacksonville, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Fake it til you make it
Today, I learned that I don’t need to fake my orgasms, even though I’ve never been given one. FML
Anonymous
Rockwall, United States 🌶️ Spicy
User notice
Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother that spooning has nothing to do with using a spoon to clean out a woman's vagina after sex. FML
Anonymous
Gloucester, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
First time
Today, I had sex for the first time. I realised that I was more satisfied by last night's dinner. FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found out that my boyfriend isn't gay. Apparently, I just give good head. FML
datingmrpicky
United States 🌶️ Spicy
How could you?
Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML
esb
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
No kinkshaming, but come on…
Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "Eat it, eat it!" FML
Top comments
Fuzzygraywolf 0
a wee bit behind on the learning curve are we? lol
Lexiesoccerchick 0
wooow, you fail.
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Comments (450)
kyylaaa1 0
hahaha aww :P
bryan1992 0
Idiot.
copo37 7
So cousin Cletus hasn't taught you yet?
ShyAnn29 15
hey let's not be mean, I didn't know that either for a long time, some people aren't sexually experienced, so don't be rude
ShyAnn29 15
I know there is rudeness, I'm not stupid
steelersfan3250 0
some ppl arent sexually experienced....like u? LMFAO
I_See_Purple_Ppl 0
by how you look, that doesn't surprise me. :x
SquishFish 15
Hey people, there are some (like me) who live under a rock. Actually, a mountain. So don't hate
goodfella925 0
SMH...
jordangregs 3
are u ******* serious
TayLovesMattx3 0
damn! hahaha xD
brozorz 0
have you veen living under a rock OP?
ginga_ninja_9001 0
you are a fag
onecutechick101 0
your stupid...
Piner902 0
you're*
HannahForbesxo 13
Your stupid what? The suspense is killing me.
tayza249 20
If you're going to insult someone, at least spell it correctly..
eldeeder 2
your is fine, but only because shes cuter than you two...
shortie916 0
Ew 138 is a grammar nazi! Why do you care so much, anyway she spelled it fine!
activitygrrrl 0
nice..