By lissysue1 - United States - Green Bay
  Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I realized he was opening his mouth wide a lot. At first, I thought he was trying to French-kiss me. He was actually yawning through the whole thing. FML
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  Enslaved  |  36

Guilty! The first time I kissed a boy, I did that. I really thought that was what I needed to do. His gagging is the only reason I learned,-- Nope, that's not right. :P


Same here, slobbery and choking me with his tongue. That was back in middle school, 8h grade I think. Needless to say I was wary of French kissing after that, just praying that all people didn't kiss that way xD

  MrBrightside21  |  20

No, I have not been kissed by my mom. Or "dudes." I guess the dudes, my mother, and females were just jealous of my outstanding sexiness.

It's a rough life being a sexy beast. It really is.

  doctorhook86  |  24

106: If your profile is accurate, Mr KillersSong, then you're still only 16. Haven't been kissed yet? Relax! That's pretty common, no matter what TV tells ya, so don't fret about it.

If the situation hasn't changed ten years from now, then you can fret.

  MrBrightside21  |  20

145 - Haha thank you for the encouragement, Mace Windu from Starwars 2/ Nick Fury/ that one guy from Pulp Fiction.

I was listening to depressing music, resulting in me feeling bad for myself, resulting in me posting a comment with a frowny-face. :(

  Rowdey  |  10

I kind of already assumed you had a disability because of your picture.. But your comment's grammatical and spelling mistakes sealed the deal for me..

By  cristy91  |  33

I've done that before, it's nothing to be upset about. Just make a joke about it and poof! An awkward situation has now turned funny and life is good again