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Humzizzl3's FML badges

It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

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Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

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50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

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Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

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50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

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100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Humzizzl3's favorite FMLs

Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By PicturePerfect - / Monday 2 March 2009 21:33 / Canada

Today, I was watching a home video of when my mom was pregnant with me. She had a beer in her hand. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By wastedbaby / Monday 4 July 2011 02:02 / United States

Today, my marriage counselor got divorced. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By screwed / Saturday 18 June 2011 08:51 / United States

Today, I dreamed that I was making out with a cute girl. Just as I was about to take it to the next level, she suddenly burst into tears and said, "I'm sorry, I can't do this." I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it