FML : Today, my neighbor finally decided that when she walks her dog, she should pick up his poop. She also decided to leave the poop-filled bags in my driveway....

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Today, my neighbor finally decided that when she walks her dog, she should pick up his poop. She also decided to leave the poop-filled bags in my driveway. I confronted her about this and she claimed it's never happened. I've watched her multiple times from my front window. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Why Me / Monday 20 October 2014 03:00 / United States - Indianapolis

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By feven | 32

#6094459 - Monday 20 October 2014 14:11

Record her and show her the recording

By macros | 12

#6094465 - Monday 20 October 2014 14:13

Put it on her front porch and light it on fire.

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By Vahex | 19

#6094450 - Monday 20 October 2014 14:09

Aww that's horrible

Onyxdragon | 9

#6094542 - Monday 20 October 2014 15:24

take pictures op

kipperin | 18

#6094626 - Monday 20 October 2014 16:35

Even better, record it

orbit | 22

#6094654 - Monday 20 October 2014 17:18

Or every time more shows up, just throw it on her roof.

minesbiggerr | 25

#6094726 - Monday 20 October 2014 18:28

Record then show it to the cops OP or better yet get the cops in your house then make them watch her do it

oreoeater | 21

#6094838 - Monday 20 October 2014 20:10

Lights, camera, Action!

incoherentrmblr | 21

#6094845 - Monday 20 October 2014 20:15

Put on a pair of gloves, and put it back on her property. If it gets worse, you can either call the cops or just start sh*tting on her lawn like Me, Myself, and Irene...

Meettitan | 14

#6094987 - Monday 20 October 2014 22:34

Just fucking go outside next time you're watching her do it.

By fortune789 | 17

#6094451 - Monday 20 October 2014 14:09

What a piece of shit.

sayyestothedress | 24

#6094966 - Monday 20 October 2014 22:23

OP, you should put a video surveillance and show it to the police

lexiieeex3 | 32

#6095438 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 8:16

Or just next time she does it go outside and call her out on it...

By JMichael | 25

#6094453 - Monday 20 October 2014 14:09

I'd say if it keeps up turn her into the authorities.

King_Nero | 15

#6094494 - Monday 20 October 2014 14:32

There's really nothing the police can do about something like this because it's not vandalism. Op just needs to deal with the asshole neighbor on their own.

cakefete2 | 30

#6094499 - Monday 20 October 2014 14:40

There are times that you need to reach out and touch somebody... With a fist to the face. This might be one of them.

DrHothead | 15

#6094502 - Monday 20 October 2014 14:44

Trespassing and littering on private property id say it's close

Mightytall | 33

#6094537 - Monday 20 October 2014 15:17

Yes, yes there is something they can do. Most city ordinances provide hefty fines for littering and police may take some interest.

Stuffaluffagus | 25

#6094635 - Monday 20 October 2014 16:52

Actually in most places you get fined for leaving your dogs shit. I know you do here

By feven | 32

#6094459 - Monday 20 October 2014 14:11

Record her and show her the recording

cakefete2 | 30

#6094497 - Monday 20 October 2014 14:38

Save a copy of different occasions for the cops too.

DrHothead | 15

#6094503 - Monday 20 October 2014 14:45

That would've been my first reaction!!!

Ihavegas | 22

#6094547 - Monday 20 October 2014 15:27

I would also like to view it on YouTube

ClassyCataclasis | 4

#6095047 - Monday 20 October 2014 23:33

Don't even bother showing her, just record it and go straight to whatever authorites handle this type of thing.

By LennyComa | 38

#6094460 - Monday 20 October 2014 14:12

Video Cam it and then straight to the relevant agency for dog fouling in your area

By HappyItalian | 38

#6094462 - Monday 20 October 2014 14:12

Start filming it as proof and then show it to her. See what she says then.

By macros | 12

#6094465 - Monday 20 October 2014 14:13

Put it on her front porch and light it on fire.

Zebediabolical | 36

#6094688 - Monday 20 October 2014 17:58

Put it on her front porch and light HER on fire!

KK3137 | 31

#6094740 - Monday 20 October 2014 18:33

Aaalrighty, slow down there, Doppelganger sexer... Besides, if OP set neighbour bitch on fire then neighbour bitch wouldn't get to revel in the stench of her wrongdoings.

PresidentNorth | 16

#6094886 - Monday 20 October 2014 21:09

Sure she would. It won't last as long as we'd like but she'll be reveling.

ClassyCataclasis | 4

#6095049 - Monday 20 October 2014 23:34

Then you go to jail for attempted arson...

redstone7693 | 29

#6095296 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 4:45

that's an old school prank xD

BrotherPhil | 32

#6096151 - Tuesday 21 October 2014 21:45

Have a pal put another one at the back door, and set it on fire ( and knock loudly) just after the first one.

By adzz90 | 16

#6094468 - Monday 20 October 2014 14:13

why don't you record her doing this as proof and then confront her

By Frostillicus123 | 10

#6094473 - Monday 20 October 2014 14:14

video evidence is easy.

By Smiley_70 | 22

#6094478 - Monday 20 October 2014 14:16

Pick up said bags and leave in her doorstep. That is after filming her leaving said bags on your drive way. If she asks - explain you are returning her dogs brownies