By beateneggs - United States


Today, while shopping with my mother, she handed me a frozen turkey to put in the cart, but ended up swinging it into my nuts instead. I feel like a giant battered eggplant, and I think I'm now impotent. FML
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  redbluegreen  |  40

I'm thinking because not only are eggplants very delicate (simply by touching them can they be damaged), and they're usually very large. I think it's an excellent, yet disturbing, description.