Ouch

By beateneggs - 02/03/2010 19:57 - United States

Today, while shopping with my mother, she handed me a frozen turkey to put in the cart, but ended up swinging it into my nuts instead. I feel like a giant battered eggplant, and I think I'm now impotent. FML
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JojoBrown520 0

giant battered eggplant? O.o

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jennacide 0

Thats what you get for trying to do a womans job! jk :)

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jennacide 0

Thats what you get for trying to do a womans job! jk :)

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Mx_Rider 6

k.

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StoryOfTheYear 14
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getting a turkey?

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GeorgeBoosh 0

The OP is a complete childish woosy kid. Could say: "A load of bollocks", but he says he no longer has any

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folfg0 12
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Let me swing a 10+ lbs chicken in to your testicles and see if you still feel that way douche!

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QueenOfStars 0

lol!!

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JojoBrown520 0

giant battered eggplant? O.o

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ShadowedHuman 5

yea I was wondering the same thing... WTF must be some redneck hick

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furismurder 4
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since when do hicks eat eggplant?? haha

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strandedinalimo 0
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I've never had eggplant. At least I know I'm not a hick?

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boog_fml 7
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I was also wondering why of all things he chose an eggplant. Easily bruised? Purple? =

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redbluegreen 40
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I'm thinking because not only are eggplants very delicate (simply by touching them can they be damaged), and they're usually very large. I think it's an excellent, yet disturbing, description.

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furismurder 4
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I was wondering if it was battered as in beaten or battered as in deepfried kfc.

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ChaCerCam 14
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uh eggplant is used in alot of ITALIAN meals not one red neck way of using it that I know of?

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jdub28 0
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FYL, I hurt just thinking about it.

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Fedor_is_KING 0
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YDI for shopping with your mom. J/K, go ice them balls now. Nicely done on the "battered eggplant" line BTW.

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Woodsy007 0

lol it took me a minute but I got it.

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racerapj 10
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Don't ice your balls! They will shrink. xD

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HoesInaBox 0
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Did you really just compare your aching nuts to a veggie? haha. Score 1 for the turkey.

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denbeste 3

When animals attack! Next on Animal Planet!

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surfergirl22 0
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ooo that must hurt

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dman4412 0
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unable to have children

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soccer060 0
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tell her to take it herself and get in the kitchen

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yoitssabrina 0

that sounds painful o.O haha i agree with #9,i love how you would use a vegetable as an example :P

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